NEET Retirement

>>924048
>You've fucked yourself when all of your peers who weren't losers completed their degrees and started their careers. They're building their lives while you spend your time masturbating to cartoons and disappointing your parents

No one is this pathetic tho.

Surely people who didn't go to college or work at least built up a valuable skillset... r-right... right?

My post was eaten and I'm too lazy to retype.

Cliff's notes: Lie, Lie and lie some more.

>>924055
Do you know where you are?

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>>924055
>No one is this pathetic tho.

Are you sure you're on the right site anon

>>924057
But isn't lying about your work history hard when you have none? Like, I have no idea what a business manager adult or whatever it is called even does for a living.

>>924048
>TFW regularly watch cuck porn and have been fapping to it several times a day lately

I'm disgusted with myself fam. But for some reason it gets me off like nothing else ;-;

How do I stop and spend my time studying or something?

Jokes on you all the college grads I know are working mcjobs

>>924077
What majors?

That is absolute bullshit unless they barely scraped by in college, didn't network or had a dogshit major. Or a combination of all 3.

>>924048
Hey fuck you man, I got my degree.

>>924048
God damn it I'm pinned.

>>924048
>you're an unemployed adult male living with your family. You're in your 20's or early 30's
But Anon, I'm a little girl!

Even if you lied on your resume, wouldn't a background check show your work history?

>>924264

This. Don't lie. You will get caught.

Anyone see the epic thread from a few weeks ago of a guy who lied his way into a bigtim financial firm?
Do we know how he was going? He was my hero.

I remember his big tip was
>make all your references and prior experience overseas, provide mobile numbers
>you own all those mobiles, put on fake accents when they call.

Yeah 'building their lives'

Everyone i know is working a shitty job and most still live with their parents even after graduation.

Some admittedly did shitty degrees, but others did STEM at good unis but are still in a shit position.

Literally the only guy i know who got good job after graduation making decent money, got the job because his dad works there.

I'll take NEETdom any day, when the majority of my peers are slaving away for the exact same lifestyle as me.

>>924412
I wish I could be a NEET sometimes.

not like I need much money to live anyway.

>>924349
I wonder when people are going to catch on to this, maybe not for a really technical job, but for people struggling to find a job, I've literally seen this work.

I think realistically most people can do most jobs if they're trained, just you have to choose from a 1000 applicants, checking your experience is simply a phone call to a friend away, try to learn as much about the job as you can, because they'll probably figure out pretty quickly, but just remember the worst they can do is just send you home, with full pay for the hours you worked.

>>924048
>OP doesn't know about /biz/ power levels

>>924709
dont HR departments and firms have some sort of blacklist for this sort of thing? it sounds like something they would have

>>924756
I don't know, but tbh I don't think they have much to do with other companies, a guy at my current work lied about his experience ( said he was more advanced than he was ) and they didn't even sack him.

You will get found out if you do this, especially if you're not a normie. I remember my first few jobs and I know for a fact people could smell that I was fresh meat. It's little mistakes that you make that show you're not familiar with the working culture/environment. For example, there's a woman at my work doing accounting. She's easily pushing 50 and knows her shit. She knows how to handle people when making requests/enquiries, she has a professional demeanor and knows how to handle her work.

People might not expect that from someone aged between 20 and 30, but there are a lot of lessons your falsified image should have learned that you haven't. All it takes is a few people to twig and you'll be out/in the danger zone.

Start at the bottom. Work up. I left uni and in order worked:
Part time receptionist
Outbound call centre
Software development
and before that last one I was prepared to go into banking starting as a cashier with a view to put myself through CEMAP for mortgage advising. Getting caught out for lying could, in fact, shut a lot of doors for you depending on the company. It'll be available for anyone who runs a background check.

If you have to lie, lie small. I tell people I left my first job (before college). I actually got fired. It's never been an issue because it's not the focal point of my job history and my story "checks out" before background searches.

>>924789
>It's never been an issue because it's not the focal point of my job history and my story "checks out" before background searches.
Lol I forget that in the US it's legal to do this.

>>924824
I'm in the UK.