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I have $1,000. What are five legal ways i can turn it into $1,100

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I have $1,000. What are five legal ways i can turn it into $1,100 within 30 days?

>inb4 suck dicks
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>>920290
>I want 110% APR
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>>920290
Literally do odd jobs and keep the thousand dollars. Or get a real job and make 180 bucks a week even part time.
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>>920290
Everything on black.
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You could have made that today from turtle beach.
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>>920337
True. We have a 12 percent top there for a second.
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>>920290
literally sit your ass down on the sidewalk with an empty cup in front of you.
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>>920290
Buy RXII
Two catalysts this month
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>>920290
Put $100 on even, win. Double bet if lose.
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>>920370
guaranteed
because with a 50% probability you're guaranteed to win at least every other time
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>>920290
matched betting - can do it in 1 day...
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>>920370
>>920373
kek, because you can't roll red or black twice
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>>920337
damn. why didn't I listen when it was 2.2?

>>920373
>>920383
you just bet double again if you lose
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>Spend $1000 on clothes from Kanye's fashion line
>Don't shower for a week
>Go outside with $1 paper cup
>Collect hundreds in donations a day

you'll be at $1100 before you know it
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>>920380
>matched betting

Whats that?
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you can try lending at http://www.reddit.com/r/Borrow
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>>920416
basically online bookies offer free bets to new customers - usually you have to deposit or gamble a certain amount - you place the free bet on some event then lay the equal and opposite bet on a betting exchange... essentially locking in a guaranteed profit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matched_betting

unfortunately things get a bit more complicated if you're living in the land of the free - you're apparently not so free to gamble with your own money online - you would require the use of an agent in order to access betting exchanges and most bookies (though some offshore bookies are still open to US customers)
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>>920441

This looks interesting. How do i know some guy wont just run off with my momey? And are there any other siteswhere i can give out loans?
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Short term loan to a family member or friend, collateralize it with something as liquid as possible
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>>921048
New app idea guys?

Peer-to-Peer loans?
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>>920444

Thanks for that.

Im american. What are some betting sites i can?
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>>920391
Your odds are 50% win/lose, every new time that you roll. It's not like if you lose the first roll, you are more likely to win the next time, the odds always stay 50%.

Over a LONG ENOUGH amount of rolls, yes you will eventually win, or lose, and end up with 50%.
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>>920370
>progressive betting systems

not even fucking once you fucking NEET motherfucker you've clearly never set foot in a casino (or if you do you suck balls lmao)
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>>920290

Bet on the Patriots to cover the 7.5 point line against Dallas today.
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fantasy football.
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>>922152
first of all, it's not 50%. murrican roulette only has 47.37% on red vs black, the rest goes to the house. and you can't keep doubling your stake indefinitely because you'll run out of cash or you'll hit the casino's max stake limit real quick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_and_chessboard_problem
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Sell water bottles on the beach/a busy street corner
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>>920290
you and a friend both open Pokerstars accounts. join same table and keep each other posted about what cards you have via phone/skype/whatever.

once you detect a bluff just milk it till the last round of betting and then go all in.

even better if you both join a 5050 tournament (top half of players win something).
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Suck a dick
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>>922241
something like this

buy $100 worth of something edible and sell it at 2x. You won't even have to try hard to sell out in 30 days.
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>>920309
This
>I want to earn $100 in 30 days
That's about 2-4 Craigslist jobs under the table. Alternately sell some of your stuff or sell your plasma.
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Last bump
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Getting a 10% return on an investment in a month would be very difficult. Better off sucking 50 dicks at $2 each.
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What's up with all the gay posters?

Get a fag to suck your cock for $50 and record it. Post the video to some fag site which pays you for views. After about a billion fag views in a month, you'll get $150, netting $100.

It's like nobody here understands business. Oh right, fags don't understand business.
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