serious question

>>3499750
/r9k/:
>looks are the only way to get women
/fit/:
>muscles are the only way to get wimen
/biz/:
>money is the only way to get women
/pol/:
>minorities are the only people that get women
/v/:
>it's impossible to get women

>>3499750
Too fat, I can't even see her bones.

>>3499750
those tits look so soft, i'd get her pregnant just so i could suck milk out of them all day.

>>3499817
Pretty high quality post.

>>3499817
excellent rundown but i don't want any wimman, i just want Irina as shown in this pic. she looks like lauren southern but it's not lauren. i google reversed image searched it because i am internet savvy.

i think most women are impressed by a combination of: looks, muscles,financial assets, and exotic/minority appeal due to their current status as brainwashed agents of zog.

but i digress.

this specific girl, Irina, is obviously materialistic due to her love of cosplay. and cosplay isn't cheap. it's expensive to put together these intricate outfits. a good looking muscular guy without any financial assets such as bitcoinz would not have the sufficient condition to impress this russian money-loving goddess.

so my question stands...how many coinbitz will i need to signal my value to this attractive woman?

best estimate will receive compensation in the form of Digibytes sent directly to their wallet. i am a generous tipper.

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>>3499817
neet, please complete the list

>>3499857
everything positive (and even some negetive stuff) about you can be considered attractive by some women, but what people on 4chan don't realize its never 1 thing you're doing wrong, especially in dating. Most girls can overlook faults if they like your personality and the faults aren't glaring.

Basically, what I'm saying is, you'll need about 20 BTC, which will be about 5 dgb in the near future.

>>3499857
First, you must learn to squat. Second, acquire a decent tracksuit. Some gold chains. Put a pan on your head and cut around it. Then, get a BMW and tell her you've got your own business. She'll feel safe with you because she'll feel like home, and she'll be impressed by the fact you make actual money.

>>3499885
great answer bro.

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>>3499857
>i think most women are
For the long run, women want a high status bad boy that only they can wish to tame (never actually reaching that goal) and show them his nice family man side

>so my question stands

Humans care for relative wealth
scenario 1: you own a 600k house and your neighbors own a 900k house
scenario 2: you own a 500k house and your neighbors own a 200k house
people go for scenario 2.

scenario 1: you have a village of 50 women and 50 men. War with the neightbor village breaks out and 43 WOMEN die. In the next year, you can have at most 7 babies.
scenario 1: you have a village of 50 women and 50 men. War with the neightbor village breaks out and 43 MEN die. In the next year, you can have still 50 babies.
Man dips are irrelevant. They can fight to the death and figure out who' strongest
Hey, only 6% of the male walrosses get to spread their Chad sperm.
Fertile women have inherent value. They can trade it for coins, men can't. Thus women in Thailand can climb up the financial ladder by going with a fat ugly German, and what counts is the relative situation to Thailand.

Thus you can impress and fuck a New York model looking Estonian girl with 400$ worth of status and you can fuck beautiful girls as Chad in high school because nobody has money to speak of and status derives from six pack or playing an instrument and make all the girls tingle.

>>3499750
Lauren Southern has a better face, but probably not the lean+C cups combination

>>3499817
fpbp

>>3500006
this is the kind of answer that will put these stupid threads to rest once and for all.

so to all of you "tfw no gf" and "how many __ to get this girl" poasters, pls screencap this fucking great answer with the walrus photo.

thanks anon. you really hit some great points that i've already been nit-picking at in my noggin.

yes lauren does have a better face/smile than irina.

>>3499750
shes not asian

>>3499882
Because you asked nicely, i'll just do all the boards I've actually browsed/heard enough about to comment on, but they won't be as funny as those ones, since those are all the "lonely virgin" boards.

/b/:
>being an edgelord is the only way to get women
/mu/:
>listening to trendy music is the only way to get women
/fa/:
>wearing trendy clothing is the only way to get women
/tv/:
>a van and free candy is the only way to get """women"""
/cgl/:
>going to conventions is the only way to get women (and men)
/vg/:
>MMOs are the only way anyone I know has gotten women
/vp/:
>pokeballs are the only way to catch
/soc/:
>4chan, tinder, and other dating websites are the only ways to get women (and men sometimes but no homo)
/lit/:
>having a superior taste in the arts is the only way to get a suitable mate of the opposite gender (in most cases, a women, as the majority of people on this esteemed board are both male and claim to be heterosexual)
/g/
>who needs women when you have sex robots
/co/:
>who needs women when you have characters from children's cartoons
/a/:
>who needs women when you have characters from Japanese children's cartoons
/mlp/:
>who needs women when you have animals (and autism)
/x/:
>who needs women when you have ghosts
/lgbt/
>who needs women when you have men

Feel free to add your own!

>>3500027
/biz/:
>who needs women when you have crypto

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What are some good books about Cryptocurrencies and Investing in Crypto?

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>>3500024
reasoning will put nothing to death, bro

also, have some male seals killing each other for the right to put their pen in a hole
>we are the 6%

bonus fun fact:
In some animals (rats, lions?), the female will auto-abort their younglings if a bigger Chad arrives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_effect

>>3500027
will study

>>3500048
I doubt there are any
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCatR7nWbYrkVXdxXb4cGXw/videos

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>>3500027

>>3500006
lauren, fuck off. no one likes your face.

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>willingly involving women in your life

>>3499817
subscribed

Dont waste your time, she's not asian

>>3500027

/gif/
> you are the woman in the post above

/diy/
> your woman asked you to fix the sink again

>>3499750

where r nipples