Hey /biz/, my name is James Dimon. I work in a bank so I have acces to some money. Not much, but enough that you could consider me a small whale.
I've made some money by lurking /biz/ so today I decided to give something back to the community. Anyway, my team and I decided to pump BTC in the next 6 hours. Just giving you a heads up so you don't miss this train.
Thank me later.
Topkek
I'm reminded of the shit was so cash pasta.