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>>3497861
Ooga Ooga make'm soft feather pad for knees.

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>>3497895

>>3497861
Sea shell never replace rock as money, all big ponzi by sea people

>>3497861
my name is satoshi nakamoto. buy my bitbeans.

>>3497964
All in cave know rock. You no just replace with shell!
>>3497993
Wat "bit bean" can eat bean?

>>3497861
>kill boars to save up for berries
>go to swap boarassea for berries on bonetrex to impress bungina
>sorry, minimum order is 50'000 berries
>punch rocktop out of frustration
>die of blood infection

>>3498052
boar asses* fuck

Me put shiny rocks under bush that guy say to so I get magic sea shell but magic sea shell no come

wat do

>>3498068
Kek

>>3498087
Hmm. Try put more rocks

>>3498087
Did get transaction ID on Rockchain?

>go north river talk cave girl
>tell her she make 200 shiny pebble if she work in fire cave
>make 12000 big rock from dumb cave girl
>me buy new torch and rock
heheh sex sell

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ten thousand hour on cave wall

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How many rock for girl be this?

>>3498143
For hooknose clan, many rock
For airy clan, 1 bonk on head

>>3498143
300 rock for hour
500 for nuru nuru special
1200 for overnight snu snu

>>3497861
tell chief that you see fire spirit, fire spirit say hooknose too good for tribe, belong in spirit world, fire is gateway for hooknose only

>me never leave cave
>other cavemen laugh at skeleton body
>go out cave, no cavemen
>give my only bum cloth for oats
>go hunt pig
>no pig
>go back to cave
>cavemen laugh. they kill all pig and eat it.
>have heavy bag of pig oats
>naked and afraid
>everyone laugh
>draw angered pink demons on cave wall and cry

>>3498179
>>3498183
>draw angered pink demons on cave wall and cry
My fucking sides

>morning sun rise over east cave
>east cave ooga boogas rises from sleep
>OOGA BOOGA CAVE MAN
>pebble worth nothing now

>>3498190
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>>3498190

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>>3498190

>angered pink demons

>>3498143
she no asian

>trade all rock for promise of new round rock
>round rock never come

CHIEFTAIN MUST REGULATE ROCK NOW.

>cave elder say he have new berries worth many pebble
>he say special trade only for pre-pick day
>he say bonetrex market take berry soon
>me give elder 10,00 PEB for 100 SEA
>no one want berry, only sea shell
>see cave elder make laugh and peepee rub with cave matriarch
>berrybag is become heavy

>>3498217
>tiny eye yellow man rise early
>hunt all deer, me sleep
>laugh our cave, we no food and hungry
>elephant stomp tiny eye yellow man hut
>kill elephant, many food
>laugh tiny eye yellow man, he no cave, no sleep, no food
>look me eat many elephant meat
>he no can eat
>me sleep, he cry

>have bone
>bone worth nothing in village
>give cave shaman 200 bone for spirit smoke
>many moon later
>200 bone now buy own cave
>regret spirit smoke

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>>3498282

If pray to big coin in sky, all make it to wolly mammoth land.

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>many moon ago
>cave neighbor say big rain come
>he say only way to live to get on ark
>say he silly, no big rain come
>call him dumb brain arkie
>ark getting big
>me no need ark, rocks float good in big rain, right?
>big rain comes
>me face when

>>3498143
ooga booga not asian

>every time do wrong what cavemen say
>cavemen say to make hut, white sand fall soon
>no make hut
>white sand no fall
>save berries from no spend on fire and wood hut
>other cavemen try give fire and wood for little berries
>hear shaman say white sand really fall soon
>take fire and wood from cavemen for little berry
>white sand really fall
>sad cavemen shake and teeths make click-click
>give me last bum cloths and dry meat for take back fire and wood
>me laugh in warm cave, enough meat, berry and wood to buy lamb-o

>send berry with dog to other village feed my old woman who give me life with her ass
>dog take too long
>hook nose man come say cavemen can go berries more fast if give him berries
>he say he give dog magic make it fast
>all cavemen say they like, so give hook nose man berries
>dog not much fast after hook nose man magic
>now give more berries to hook nose man than dog carry to my old woman