>takes an hour for an eager normie to figure out how to buy bitcoin
>he thinks we're too late
Digital tulips
>>3497459
its a digital tulip ponzi scheme
>tfw to stupid too find out how to buy altcoins
someone please explain where i go
>>3497483
Go to the nearest gun range, load a gun and shoot yourself.
>>3497483
If you are motivated enough you will figure it out. I'm helping more by making you learn how to help yourself.
>tfw too shy to open up a bank account in person and too stupid to do it online
>>3497483
>>3497847
this guide helped me a lot, also the +2200 member bitpam /biz/ cryptocurrency trading/mining/coding discord server has helped me a lot as well, hope this helps.
https://bitpam.com/cryptocurrency-trading-guide
discord.gg/VpPrGmF
>>3497483
gdax you disgusting normie
stay out of bittrex
you can't handle it yet