Bitcoin Packages

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I work as a Bitcoin package manager. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world. I deal in CCP (Collateralized Crypto Packages), what we do is take twenty shitcoins, stitch those fuckers together, then you got a CCP, i call them bitcoin packages.
Next, I hire all my friends with the promise of wealth to get new blood on board, BAM bitcoin packages are selling like hot cakes.
I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to sell 3 bitcoin packages each giving me ~3000$ per. I find cryptos that dont exist and include them in my CCP's. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.
You really need this new crypto package, you will retire in a month!! Haha the stupid cunts just bought a fake meme coin, how stupid can you get.
The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..
Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the jews have already created the greatest schemes in the world (Collaterized debt obligations) and by looking at past history you can augment them today and grow your money trees whilst also growing your nose. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the bitcoin packages game because you're too busy failing to realize the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

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Enjoy staying poor