Hey /biz/, I have no bills, no income, but $500 in my bank account.

>no bills
>family

What?

YeAH SURe LoL it WiLL Be a MiLlILionN soon

>>3491725
obvs NEET or underage

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>>3491700

>>3491725
I'm a NEET who has a loving father who is retired with a paid off house and retirement income + his investments. He will entrust the house and all his money to me after he dies too, but I want to make sure he lives as long as possible.

You should use that $500 and invest in something that will give a real skill. Then take that skill, make lots of money. Then come back and realize how dumb that question is and apologize to us for having to read it.

>>3491758
then what the fuck are you waiting for?
If you know everything is gonna be all right for you in the end and your not gonna end up in a ditch then of course put all your money into crypto.
BUY NOW more than ever. All these fucktards are going to be killing themselves over losing all their money in the dip, selling, and then just watching as the recovery comes in. Dont be one of them

>>3491785
Okay, thanks.

>>3491847
crypto doesn't work that way anon. everything falls whenever bitcoin goes too much up or down. the people here are mentally challenged and think holding any crypto for more than half a day is a good idea.

>>3492071
I made over $20,000 buying back into ETH today and have been holding it on and off for over a year.

>crypto doesn't work
Cope harder.

>>3491700
you're not going to be rich off crypto, but you can make some decent gains with $500. Maybe a few thousand by the end of the year. Not nearly enough to live off though

>>3491700
invested yesterday 500 bucks i think its a good idea right now!

as a rule of thumb; never invest anything you can't stand to lose

>Hey biz I have 500 should I invest on lottery tickets?

>>3491700
Which excuse of a country you are from?

>>3492321
The United States

>>3492228
>>3492251
I can afford to lose $500, it has no use for me at such a low amount, but if it grows into the thousands I can potentially use it in the far future