>tfw made smart and traditional investments
>did my research into stocks and options, used my discrete knowledge of my industry to make wise decisions, and relied on a trusted broker to help assist me in fields I do not fully understand
>diversified and invested in different assets such as real estate so I'm secured from shocks as much as possible
>low-risk investments that will secure my retirement and my children's education
>some meme kiddy on a hungarian whaling forum tells me to blow it all on a series of cryptographic hashes
What the fuck were you all thinking?
Most people on /biz/ don't have a life to lead so are more risky with their money
>weak b8