Is there a bigger waste of money than a paperweight?

Ark

>>3484440
Imagine having a big wooden desk covered in important paperwork, your 10/10 secretary opens the window and... nothing bad happens because your kids bought you a paperweight for father's day. That's the American dream right there, it died in 1965.

>>3484440
Paper weight vs Tulip

Tulips
>look pretty

Paperweight
>can be used as an easily disposable murder weapon
>keeps your papers from flying away because of an open window or fan
>comes in a variety of cool designs and colors
>sometimes has attachments, such as a clock or a pencil sharpener
>depending on the shape, Makes a good "i have nothing else" toy when that urge to stick something up your butt hits

>>3484440
my mother collects antique glass paperweights, some of them are easily worth 20-30k each at auction.

she also thinks the core of the earth is going to overheat and kill off humans before climate change becomes an issue.

>>3484455
Or you can bend your other 10/10 secretary over your desk like a normal person

>>3484457
now do bitcoin vs paperweight

>>3484531
he just did

>>3484449
Watch for this guy

>>3484530
You're clearly my boss, have a cigar.