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Any UK bros working/worked in an HR department?
I got offered a job in the finance sector starting at 22k so entry level, but I lied on my CV, the lies aren't crucial to the job, more like fillers for being NEET. Hence I have one fake reference...
Heres my question how fucked am I/ how extensive is the HR procedure when looking into a future employee?
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Got a job where I have to work 9-6 for £60
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>>3470059
No worries, no one gives a shit.
As long as you dont go high rank (which will not happen for an entry) you are safe. No one reqlly re-checks this stuff until you get important. Which in your case will AT LEAST be 3years, but more like 5.
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>>3470059
Wtf your pic describes me and now im worried i have a mental illness
Not a virgin tho
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>>3470059
DELET
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>>3470115
...me too
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>>3470107
Cheers man
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>>3470059
You are the lowest of the low on the shit kicker ladder, thinking anyone really gives a fuck about you shows how noob you are.
Be likeable and make friends with everyone at work and work hard, dont be an autist and youll be ok fuckhead
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>>3470115
ditto, wtf... looks just like me
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>>3470059
can you remove your name etc from the cv and post it?
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>>3470059
ALL ME except:
>not ugly and usually attractive
i'm very ugly.
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That's exactly me down to the abnormally large eyes. What the fuck
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ok seriously what the fuck is that pic, that's literally me, eye color, hair colour, eyebrow shape, lips, face shape, i also am an attractive virgin with no friends, although i'm nowhere near suicide
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>>3470694
I second this
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>>3470059
thats me except for the eyes, friends, the suicidal shit
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>>3470711
>>3470859
me too lads
how the fuck
this is worrisome
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>>3470059
Wow, that image like totally describes me as a person entirely. I'm so misunderstood.
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>>3470115
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>>3470944
Don't worry, lads. This is cold calling, using common and vague attributes that the reader can easily associate with.
It's certainly tailored to a place like 4chan as it's demography could be considered unremarkably normal, yet self aware enough to see other traits as "better".
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>>3471022
no shit.
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