HAPPENING: I NEED HELP I JUST GOT MY FLESHLIGHT PREGNANT

You're going to have to kill yourself, OP. There's no other way.

>>3465040
nice! Just bought a 100k

Using a cold fleshlight is.. A strange sensation.

>>3465093
is it anything like fucking a dead chick? asking for a friend

>>3465074
This memes stale as shit

>>3465093
What's a good Fleshlight/pocket pussy to get? I have a live in girlfriend, but sometimes you wanna jerk it, and my hand doesn't hold up after all these years, it's just business at this point

just get an abortion, dummy

>>3465136
I too would like to know for the exact same reason. I gotta get at least one nut a day and the gf isn't always willing. At this point it feels like an addiction but it isn't impacting anything in my life.

>>3465093
does it heat up over time with bodyheat from your penis

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>>3465040
Do they come in size small?

Stick a rusty coat hanger inside of it.

>>3465040

how does the fleshlight compare to a hand?