Mad girlfriend

Tell her to fucking hodl

if shes mad how you spend your money you might aswell dump her lmao

what the fuck op

>>3456728

Lmao will try that

>>3456745
She is also on her period which makes things even more fuck that I'm down 25%

Lol. I've actually been considering whether or not I should let my girlfriend know what's going on in the crypto scene all day.

Thanks for reporting your results

>>3456762

Yeah if she asked just pretend you've never heard of the bitcoin

>>3456719
btw post blockfolio

>>3456771
She knows I've been putting my money into it, she's just not aware of the current state of the market

>>3456771

"the bitcoin" - fucking faggot, i literally hope she fucks Tyrone and he jizzs on her phone and you lick that goo up for gains


cunt

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Idk anon, sounds like shes got weak hands. How's she gonna hold your future offspring with those shaking little palms? I doubt she'll be so mad when the market rebounds...

>>3456794

Yeah too bad incels don't get the jokes

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GF asked if I should install blockfolio on her iPhone because I have a Lumia (and will until 3 November)

Thanks for telling me how that will end. You're the hero guinea pig.

dump her, a gf is like a well you throw money into and never get back

Sleeping on the couch.. while she fucks Tyrone on your bed

>>3456719
Have you cashed out your initial stake plus some profits?
Once she realises its net profit she will calm down

>wake up this morning
>go on laptop while gf eats breakfast
>decide to finally buy some shitty alt only on bittrex
>create an account
>this mail is already used
>try a password
>log in
>"oh sweet darling I just found 1'500$ I forgot about for years"

>>3456719
>this shit idea backfired and I'm sleeping on the couch
Wut

It's not like it was her money

Oh wait

>>3456872
It's funny how you said you were short on bitcoin anon
Tyrone showed me and he's really, really long!

>>3456719

But why do you faggots fantasize about cuckholds with Tyrone so much, really anon?

>>3456874
What coin anon?
> had a similar experience when I found half an ethereum in an old wallet

>>3456909
> nice just bought 100k
> money skeletons
> minister you, Satoshi
> buy high sell low
> Bogdanoffs: Sell Everything
> Deluded No arkies
> China banning bitcoin
> When will moon
> Pink Wojaks
> Sent ;-)
> Tyrone

It's all we do anon, stick around you might learn some of our memes

>>3456939
> by the way I still don't understand where minister you satoshi came from.

Start hitting your girlfriend more. Using bags of oranges will only cause internal bruisings if you want to avoid detection.

If my gf knew how much money i had I would never get rid of her ,don't tell them anything because women only know how to spend money not save it

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>>3456719

Who the hell is Tyrone?

>>3456728
hahahahhahaa

>>3457190
She hasn't told you yet?

Nice larp, you can't afford a couch anon.

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>>3456719
Fuck me I hope you're trolling.

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>>3456719
>I'm sleeping on the couch
you're a faggot op

see >>3457007
jesus western men really are fucking estrogen incarnate

>>3456719
>I installed blockfolio on my girlfriends phone a while back with all my holdings (scaled back about 90% of course)
are you retarded?

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>>3456719
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3456719
Stop bagholding that bitch and dump her on the next cat bounce

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>Involving women in finance

>>3456719
>normie idiot trying to "get people into" crypto without knowing the basics themselves

>>3458278
This and a thousand time this
>>3457094
this

>>3458278
Not only that, but his GF doesn't give a shit. She only cares about how he makes her feel and how hard he fucks her.

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>>3456719
>involving a woman in your financial affairs
>not even a wife, just a roastie gf-for-the-moment

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Honest question /biz/ is it just not financially safe anymore to marry?

100% of women are just money pits, and even if you're the lucky guy who finds the one that isn't bat shit insane, she'll have a moment of disparity and just fuck you over.

Sure there's separation of assets and prenups, but in the end is it worth it?

A man by himself I believe can amount to great amounts of networth, even humble folk. From what I've experience woman and frugality just can't coexist.

>>3458677
Keep your savings in Monero and like OP never even let her know about 90% of it.

Tell gf/wife about your money, OP went full retard.