Breaking: tulips about to skyrocket!

I'm trading Bitbean for Tulips, straight up.

>>3450227

>be nocoiner
>watch /biz/ every day waiting for crash so you can gloat
>coins keep going up, /biz/tards keep getting rich
>BTC hits 5k
>"They can't keep getting away with this!"
>Finally BTC pulls back after the 5k hit
>"Now is my time to shine!"
>Start posting all the tulip memes you have accumulated
>BTC barely touches 4k, bounces and starts pumping again
>/biz/tards on lambo watch
>All these tulip memes I made are wilting and dying with no crash to use them on
>fuck it, post them anyway.

>>3450244
Ride those waves, anon!

>>3450258
-real tulips don't throw tantrums
-the preferable item for real actual bees
-don't meme dream ever
-can't cry

-created by God
>Satoshi is god nigga
-can survive an EMP attack
>same, you already know some neets have BTC full nodes locked away in faraday cages
-smell great
>can literally use BTC Debit/credit to buy and smell those same shitty flowers
-can be cloned and crossbred without and fighting or hostility amongst tulips
>litecoin, dogecoin, dash, etc
-can be literally grown forever
>not a good thing, unlimited supply = inflation
-require only the power of the sun and the earth's atmosphere (FREE)
>solar/geothermal powered mining nigga

your mom is a speculation, OP

>>3450617
>Satoshi is god nigga
-No. He is an alt left made up idol for antifa to worship.
>same, you already know some neets have BTC full nodes locked away in faraday cages
-10 nodes cannot support bitcoin transaction volume
>litecoin, dogecoin, dash, etc
-without hostility
>not a good thing, unlimited supply = inflation
-over 850 altcoins and growing. no cap on shitcoins or bitforks. also better than bitcoin's weak attempt at pretending to be deflationary.
>solar/geothermal powered mining nigga
-10 nodes cannot support bitcoin transaction volume

>>3450227
Lemme get in on these tulips i want 1 tulip, I'll give you my house on the amsterdam canal for it

>>3450694
I only accept BTC.

That way it is an even trade.