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Join quick, OMGods.

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2017/
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>>3445524
delay?
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>>3445524
There is no omg partnership you dumbfucks stop spreading this antifud as it will only crash our coin when there is no news
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The partnership is pretty much confirmed at this point
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is omg going to dip when we find out theres no partnership?
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>>3445555
quads confirm. crash imminent.
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>>3445555
hory shit checked. buying 100k thank you KEK!!
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>>3445555
nice, just bought 5555k
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Price timestamp. Little pump. Looking good.
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>>3445524
>Firefox
>Chrome
>Fuckin IE
>Your browser doesn't support live streaming of the event.

Whelp, guess I'll sit this one out then.
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>>3445555
Thanks kek, you never lie
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wat are we dumppin at, 295k?
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Tim Cook hands are trebbling, he's one of the faggots with weak hands, is goin to sell OMG now.
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>>3445601
twitch / appleevent
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>>3445610
is he gonna sell OMG on stage ? SELL SELL SELL
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over 9000 trees
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Youtube stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2OHQh0HoQ
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Apple store is forbidden zone, where to see this transmission without dirty apple store products from apple store??
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Who the fuck cares about Harvey and the new theater? Get on with it
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After this speech, they are rolling out the skateboard ramp on stage in preparation for Jun's entry.
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>>3445610
That's from the ladyboy aids he caught whilst signing the OMG deal in Bangcock.
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MUH PARK
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>>3445649
lol
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lol townsquare
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Omise facepay coming to every apple store Q1 2018
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>>3445524
HOLY SHIT JUN IS AT THE BACKSTAGE I JUST SAW HIM
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>>3445618
He left the stage to this blonde whore to go dump all his OMG now.

SELL SELL SELL.
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Lmao there are retards who think OMG will get mentioned at the conference. The rumor is part of the price - prepare to get dumped retards.
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>Not a woman PoC

Apple confirmed for white supremacists
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i wanna fuck this cougar
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THIS IS GONNA BE BIG, OMG WILL PASS ETHEREUM BEFORE THE WEEKEND
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I have the sell order ready for the dump
will rebuy at the dip
thanks whoever launched this retarded rumour
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Why does everyone looking like a hipster!
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What do they know that I don't?
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god this live stream gives me cancer
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>>3445524
>We don't call them stores, we call them town squares.

Gag me with a fucking baddragon dildo.
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She said cervix.hahaha
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blah blah blah get to the OMG announcement, cunt.
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Cervix experience
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It is like a cult gathering.
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They are not going to mention OMG and everyone will be let down over nothing. Dump imminent
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>>3445689
back to r9k
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his final wish finally to come true
>>3443900
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Fuck i hate apple and its fanboys so much
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>>3445685
Cervical cancer.
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Uh oh. Here we go with the kumbaya
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>Today at Apple
we're going to announce OmiseGo partnership
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fucking kikes
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muhahaha I'm gonna sell it all and rebuy in lower. I can't wait. Cervix time
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>ITS PUMPING!!

I KNEW IT PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THIS SHITTY START UP THAILAND PAYMENT SERVICE AS A PARTNER OF APPLE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!
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JAAAWN holy fuck how boring is this shit

Just tell us there will be no OMG already so I can finally kill myself
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>And here our Apple Marketplace in Thailand
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> Guys we know we've just rolled out our own payment system, Apple pay, and are notorious for keeping our system closed to any sort of competition but we've been listening to the neets on /biz/ and have decided moving forward our new payment system will be based upon OmiseGo! A payment system that's not even built yet and based in Thailand.

Crowd
>Huh?
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>>3445731
kek
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The omise gods are pleased. green candles for all
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this is literally the most retarded shit ive ever seen
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She just gave a shoutout to biz and said she bought 100k
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Goddamn Apple following in Googles footsteps in being a fucking sjw diversity walhalla
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WHAT ARE WE SELLING AT 295k?
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Where is Mike Pence when you need him
Fuck off Tim
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This conference has shown the OMG devs for the stuttering potheads they really are
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>>3445731
>Apple Worshippers questioning literally anything their leaders are doing

now that's how I know this is fiction
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Apple Watch.. GTFO with that shit.
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fucking clapistanis
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god I hate apple. Still amped.

Either way, will profit off this
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holy shit I fucking hate apple. I hope they announce something OMG related but goddam
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>Corporate minions cheering for this shit
the west is fucking done for
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Special Announcement: Apple is releasing the iSkaterboard.
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Why would I want to use a gimped smartphone on my wrist when I can just pull out my actual smartphone
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Burgers love their apple watches for some reason.

I've seen so mnay even tho they're useless.
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>>3445778
It's like you don't want to get laid.
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>>3445774
Exactly. Corporate minions acting like SJWs.
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WTF I feel an emotional connection to a company now BUY BUY BUY
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>>3445731
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how the hell do normies watch this crap?
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Lol like this is like a cult
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what kind of news are we looking for for omisego?

bull fucking shit they're partnering with omise, but facepay api is good right
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WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT, BROS
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>I got into a deep depression and weighed 250 pounds
Did they just give a shoutout to biz
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>>3445792
Normies are unintelligent and easily swayed by emotions.
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>>3445792
They are easily swayed by advertsing
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first keynote I am watching live, holy shit I hate this company. this is just a fucking cult and their customers are literally insane.
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>>3445792
normies are literally robots that are programed from birth
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ME ME JEFF BOY
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Place those stop-losses. Normie sellout inc.
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>WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP
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My names jeff
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Who else is going to buy the Apple Watch?
> me
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>>3445524
watch out, more gay heart drawing and homo dating incoming
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>A chinese blind marathon runner

Ay-yaaaaaa
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>>3445823
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN ONE?
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>>3445819
woohoo ourselves! woow we! woohoow

sound like generic leftist that thinks he's doing something great
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this currency is a three digit it is a great technology that is already in use the trick is to buy and hold! Only retards and idiots with myopic views will sell now! This is set for growth you fukers
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>>3445827
>the chinese are so advanced they can run blind and crash crypto markets while blind
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>>3445836
we tryna buy the dip my nigga
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>>3445524
Bored now
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>>3445819
this is an american thing. you guys are all gay
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>Apple watch literally tracking your heartrate the entire day

why do people want this again ? this seems like the road to a distopian future.
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I fucking hate Apple but not gonna lie this watch looks cool as fuck.. If someone else developed one I'd consider
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Fuck I hate apple so much
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>q and a time
> fat sweaty neck beard asks about Omise
>"o what?"
>omise it's a decentralised blockchain payment processor
>decentralised? blockchain? Sorry I don't understand... next question?
Sales plummet, pink wojaks, /biz/ on suicide watch
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ok im off. its been a fun ride
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This is hilarious, there's no news about OMG

Wojack.jpg
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"you just tap it on the machine, and all your metrics are in sync".

Metrics? In lifting? What the fuck is this cunt talking about?

God these people are idiots
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>>3445845
>What do you mean all actions have an equal and opposite reaction?
>What is the problem with a government or corporation having literally all my health info every moment im alive and my location and my text and call info?
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SELL SELL SELL THEY FOOLED US
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21000 asks...
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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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>It took 3 series for apple to put a cellular connection in a watch
Wow.
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this is about apple tech not crypto currenies
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This hipster cringe..
Man, I am going to have to go for a walk after this or something.
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lol ... apple watch is a retarded iphone
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Stop buying rumours about ICOs, that's why you will remain poor
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>And now, Mr. Zhao Li from China
>Herro, yes, China ban Bitcoin
>Bye!!
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>>3445865
>even if your phone isnt there the watch is now connected to skynet

oh god
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>>3445883
> Buy the rumour
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Wait, you couldn't get calls to your watch before? They have a $1200 watch and you couldn't get phone calls?
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Just sell all that shit at a loss DO IT

You ACTUALLY though OMG will partner with APPLE?!
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40 million songs on your wrist using omisego tokens
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GOYS
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Holy shit!!! Vitalik is talking.
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>dual cores
>no music or cellular until 3rd gen
wow
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https://coinmarketcap.com/assets/omisego/

dipping down slightly #idiots hungry for penny pitty money rather than the real thing....
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>>3445906
>apple pay

its fucking nothing
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>>3445898
you really think Apple wont drop the buzzword of the hour "blockchain" at their conference ? how new are you to marketing ? fucking retard.
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And now you can use your watch to pay with a cryptocurrency called OMG!
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>>3445890
Yeah but these are ICOs, they are all niggercoins until proven otherwise , basically 9/10 times you're just gambling
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who's ready for the $5 dump?
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FUCK THIS SHIT JUST DUMEPD 4K I CAN'T HOLD THESE BAGS ANY LONGER APPLE WAS A LIE
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STUTTERING!

SELL SELL SELL
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>>3445910
what do you expect. that shit is a power drain.
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>>3445871
>>3445866
>>3445898
Even though a partnership with Apple seems rather unlikely, stop being a faggot and atleast wait until they actually talk about the iphone
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i think the chinky winky's fucked you guys worse than the jews

>mfw
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OMG HE IS CALLING JUN RIGHT NOW
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>>3445906
3 years in existence
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no app for skateboarders i guess only snowboarders and skiers
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Apple Watch, this shit is some 1984 shit

Apple is a freaking cult
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OMG will go to $7
hope you nigs cry
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OH SHIT its NOT Jun.
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>>3445915
GOYS
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>PADDLEBOARDING BUT NO SKATEBOARDS
DROPPED SELL SELL SELL
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this shit you are referring to has actual practical usage......... it is a practical coin!
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When did these gay apple rumors start anyway? I want to know how far it's going to dump
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>>3445954
i'll buy more
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>>3445938
Who gives a crap about iPhone
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The don't these plebs quit their job and live off crypto?
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Here comes the announcement. Ready for take off.
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>>3445957
this was in 2014... kek
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>>3445957
fake
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>>3445962
It's not going to dump.
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Stuttering potheads
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Wait a second.. I see. A TREND.
Paddleboarding.
WHAT IF the next call is a Facetime call to JUN on his skateboard
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>>3445982
kek
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why do they keep showing all these fucking apple products ? dont they know 90% of people are just here for crypto ?
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>>3445962
>>3445977

going to dump to 22k, unfortunetely
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DO YOU LIKE OUR COLORED BANDS, GOYS? ONLY $39.99
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partnership with hermes goys. buy buy. it is leather from thailand ladyboy ass. buyyyyyyyyyy
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Vitalik just go to the theatre.
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>>3445957
fake fagit
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>>3445985
Mentioned snowboarding earlier
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>>3445985
lol


Did we actually think this was going to happen?

Would Apple really commit to something like this without the US government promising not to touch cryptos?
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>$400 for a FUCKING WATCH
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>>3445992
ever since jobs died, the bands are their main focus.
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CHINA CONFIRMED GUYS
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OMG IS STARTING TO SELL OFF
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>>3446000
Yeah, you'd only spend 400 on a watch of you couldn't afford a nice watch.
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>>3446000

>he thinks 400 is a lot for a watch

Lol poorfag
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>>3445966
You are aware that the omisego rumors are directly related to the iphone's facepay right?

stop being a complete retard, do some research and w8
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DUDE SKATEBOARDS
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There's no way these aren't paid shills in the crowd
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Did you see the OMG sticker on his skateboard!!!
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SKATEBOARD CONFIRMED
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>>3446000
Spend less than 5k on a watch and you are clearly a normie.
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SKATEBOARD

ITS HABBENING
BUY SKATEBOARDS
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S K A T E B O A R D
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OMG STICKER UNDER THE SKATEBOARD WTF LETS GO
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to those who call this a shit coin what is your preferred?
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SKATEBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH SHIT IT'S JUN ON HIS SKATEBOARD
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SKATEBOARD

OMG CONFIRMED
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HOLY FUCK SKATEBOARD CONFIRMED OMG MOOOOOOON
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>>3446018
I died a little
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SKATEBOARD
BUY BUY BUY
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The skateboard with Omise logo

BUY BUY BUY
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SKATEBOARD WTF!??!?!
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SKATEBOARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WE MOONING GOYS
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Jun is skateboarding!!!
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OMG THATS JUNE ON THE BOARD
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The watch needs to get a bit more advanced before I buy it.

I need hydration sensors, blood oxygen, and glucose levels in this bitch.
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40 million songs on your wrist is the most bullshit phrase lol
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>>3446011
>>3446013
>>3446025
>spending money on a watch when you could 100x it in crypto
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>>3446015

It's more like OMG would enable you to send anything to anyone over ApplePay, instantly.

But that's not going to happen.
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SKATEBOARD HOLY FUCK
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SKATEBOARD!!!!!
BUY!! BUY!!BUY!!BUY!!BUY!!
>BUY!!BUY!!BUY!!BUY!!BUY!!
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YOUVE ALL BEEN DUPED

SELL BEFORE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY
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Holy shit CONFIRMED.
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Skateboard lol

what the fuck was that
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AAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING
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Goddamn that music so awful
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burst out laughing at the skateboards. I love biz
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I'm not watching somebody post the skateboard
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OMG DOWN TO $11
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This conference has shown the Apple devs for the stuttering stuttering stuttering stuttering potheads they really are...
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>>3445524
Did you see the skateboard, what's does that mean?
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Fuckin lol Apple trolling everyone with a skateboard jesus
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JUN WAS SKATING BUY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>3446060
BUY BUY BUY !!!
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>>3445524
this was all a ruse. the rumors were started by apple to lure you all in into watching their tele marketing show
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DUDE FUCKING 4K!
THIS IS BRAND NEW, NO COMPANY IS OFFERING THIS, RIGHT GUYS!!!!!
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SKATEHBOARDT BUY THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU CAN BUY BELOW $100

BUY BUY BUY
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Guys, people coming onstage are only employees ...
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Why do they have to cover everything with fucking rainbows, normies are brainwashed.
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4KUMZ
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>>3446080
this guy gets it

i want an apple watch now
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Lol apple acting like this is new tech
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>>3446080
Apple watch currently only has one developer part time single mom.
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MOONING
RIGHT
NOW
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>>3446081

holy shit buy AAPL
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>4K

wew 4 years late
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there are people who unironically go to starbucks every day, have an iphone, and iwatch, and apple tv.
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Better set your bids at 400k sat, otherwise your orders won't get filled BUY BUY BUY
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OMG Vitalik is Behind the Stage and Tim is only his Marionette
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OMG is at 12.30US$ do not lie
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>>3445555
confirmed indeed, by quads
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4K IS BRAND NEW RIGHT GUYS CONSUMERS HAVEN'T HAD THIS FOR ALMOST HALF A DECADE RIGHT
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Lol 4k snore, who cares, 4 years too late. Apple is so gay
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Hahaha, that skateboard. Massive trolling.
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>>3446113
$11 IN CHINA
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>>3446081

Apple, true innovators as always.

4K. How'da thunk it in 2017.
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>>3445555
check'd
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to be fair though. MAC has good monitors
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>>3446114
>ol 4k snore, who cares, 4 years too late. App
quads IM ALL IN. wish me luck anons my son tuition is in it.
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spiderman is a preteen?
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MONEY SKELETON SKATEBOARDING ON STAGE RIGHT NOW WTF ??
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is this some cinema commercial?
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>>3445524
There drawing money out of a cash machine. What can that mean?
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so if omise is not mentioned price dip to below 5 dollars?
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omg = sell or buy?
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I can't believe the /biz/ thread is moving faster than the /g/ thread.
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we customised our screensavers
>WOOOHOOO WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH
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check twitter guys, guess where Jun is

:^ )
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>>3446106
>bend the knee
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>>3446137
>
kek
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> 4k HD
> Next they'll announce the touch screen phones
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GRAVITY GUN CONFIRMED OMG TO THE MOOOOON
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>>3446140
It's going to 0 bro, better sell it now
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I feel brain dead. I swear I just saw the omise logo + name on the bankin terminal ... was some other bank
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This presentation is amazing. Apple is an inspiring, forward-thinking, global company. They are nothing short of world-class.

I'm done with this crypto nonsense. I'm going to cash out all my coins so I can buy the new Apple Watch, the amazing iPhone, and the new Macbook so I can finally achieve my dream of being a social media consultant.
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4K BRO. APPLE 4K, it's apple tv but in 4k!!! 4k bro. Sharper, crisper, 4k. 4k bro. Look how sharp this is. It's 4k. But not only that, it's not just 4k. It's apple 4k.
4k 4k 4k.
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>>3446147
He's not even in Cupertino
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>>3446153
They did make the first touch screen phone that didn't suck.
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> 4K HD 4 years behind
> Apple TV 7 years behind
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>>3446161
meme all you want, redditlogicapplier
but they are all what you just said
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GUYS THEYVE GOT A HALFPIPE SET UP BEHIND THE STAGE AND JUN/VITALIK ARE GOING TO SHRED BEFORE THEY ANNOUNCE OMG
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OMG just broke $20 and is rising fast.
Monthly skateboard dividends confirmed.
Everybody's getting Pogs and Razor scooters.
George Soros just predicted $700 OMG price by the end of the day.
Catholic Church reformed.
Blood bath at the Vatican.
ISIS disavows itself, prays to Allah for forgiveness.
Amish people buy computers.
They invest in OMG.
An old man crouches on a mountaintop winking at you.
Birds fly in a portentous formation.
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>apple can now feed me propaganda on my TV too
NICE!
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>>3446161
topkek
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>>3446177
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>>3446177
fuck george soros
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>>3446169
LIES DELET THIS
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If OMG in my id then OMG is going to 700$, else it is going to 18$ in a year.
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>>3446161
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Cant believe this already has 200+ comments lmao do you nerds have nothing better to do
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OmiseGo now at 12.31

huh, looks like no one cares about rumors.
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DUDE THAT PAYMENT PROCESSOR COMPANY UP NEXT
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>>3446131

It's the new ideal male physique: like a small child so that you don't project any toxic masculinity.
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This Apple looks good.

Do they have a coin?
When their ICO starts?

Can I buy millions of them for 0.05 BTC
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Lol they finally caught up to Android TV.
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ITS TIME
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CHINC! BUY BUY BUY
>CHINC! BUY BUY BUY
CHINC! BUY BUY BUY
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It's not an Apple employee!!!
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Alright that game is cool as hell
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>>3445524
I didn't know OMG CEO owned a game company
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Wait they got the wrong chinks on stage, that isn't June
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CHINK ON STAGE

CONFIRMED
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FUCK I SAW AN ASIAN AND GOT EXITED
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>>3446203
Anon no! coin tis bad man who does butt stuff
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IT'S JUN BUY BUY
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If thatgamecompany can talk, Omise can too
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>>3445524
HOLY SHIT IT IS AN ASIAN DUDE. BUY BUY BUY.
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>>3446213
there is hope!! they like chink ceos!!
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OMG A CHINK
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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>>3446203
Yes! Can Buy. Fill your pockets at Yobit exchange. Surely mooning dear.
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ASIANS BUY BUY BUY
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omise gaming console announced
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>compassion and generosity
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token asian used, no moon.
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>>3446232
Just bought another 100k!
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what the absolute fuck is this
>>
Is this the sort of game normies are playing? Jesus christ
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>>3446235
FUCK IT CLOSE ENOUGH BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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BUT BIZ TOLD ME APPLE DOESN'T PARTNER
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Who let the Bcash faggot on stage?
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>>3446242
http://www.siliconvalleyoneworld.com/2015/04/20/demographers-asians-now-outnumber-whites-in-silicon-valley/
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They are having people who are not working at Apple demonstrating a product on stage at the Apple keynote.
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>>3446258
Welcome to Silichong valley my friend.
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>>3446262
BUY BUY BUY
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Apple is making games now?
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>>3446258
thx, didn't know. the more you know, I guess ...
>>
journey rip off
>>
>>3446262
This guy built at least a couple thousand iphones by hand.
>>
Why is this presentation so boring and uncool? This guy doesn't have any charisma at all. This isn't Apple.
>>
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WHILE THE THE STREAMS DOWN
>>
HERE COMES OMISE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT GUYS
>>
IT'S ACTUALLY TIME
>>
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>>3446262
>>
FACETIME INCCCCCCCCCCC
>>
HERE IT IS GOYS
>>
This exact same thing happened last time, showing off some iphone game.

Token chink USED UP
>>
____ IPHONE _____
>>
are those lesbians?
>>
MY ANUS IS PREPARED
>>
Moment of truth
>>
FINALLY
>>
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>>3446278
SELL . BUY WTC!!!!!
>>
>>3445973
>>3445996
>caling 2014 news fake
>>
awwwww shit here it comes
>>
H A R A K I R I soon
>>
>>3446299
Apple is big on that shit. During their last keynote it was nothing but gays and black people on the screen. Also the black guy with white girl thing like 3 times throughout.
>>
WE
>>
APPLE PAY
>>
BROOOOCKCHAAAIN
>>
stuttering pothead
>>
IPHONE TEE-D UP, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
APPLE PAY
>>
Is Tim about to cry?
>>
Guys lets be real here. There is 1% chance this is happening.
Prepare for a dip to at least 250k
>>
chink on screen, BTC fucking crashes
>>
who put this stuttering pothead in charge of a fortune 500
>>
>>3446273
OMG PHONE woowoowuuuuTt
>>
>>3446332
POWERED BY OMG
>>
He mentioned apple pay
>moon
>>
WATCH THIS
>>
God i hate this faggot so much already
>>
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>>3446332
CHINKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
WHY ARE THE WASTING ALL THIS MONEY ON DEVELOPING SHIT THAT ALREADY EXISTS? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY SHOULD BE SPENDING MONEY DEVELOPING AR. I WONT BE HAPPY UNTIL I HAVE A DANCING LOLI ON MY DESK WHO I CAN UNDRESS AND PLAY WITH AND HAS AN AI WHO CAN SPEAK TO ME. I WANT MY 3D AR WAIFU LOLI APPLE
>>
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>>
im at the keynote and can confirm they just mentioned it

ready to see this board on fire when the stream catches up
>>
PHIL? I WANT OMISE
>>
ABANDON SHIP
I REPEAT
ABANDON SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>
Is that it
>>
>>3446356
post proof
>>
dumping
>>
phone looks shite aesthetically
>>
>iPhone 8
2013 technology
>>
PHIL, PHIL CONNERS?
>>
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

NO BROCKCHANG ON IPHONE
>>
SELL SELL SELL!
>>
"One more thing..."
>iPhone X

Screencap this
Also OMG $15
>>
SELL SELL SELL OMG
BUY BUY BUY AAPL
>>
we have huge news for you about iPhone and for that let me invite our favorite chink jun!
>>
>>3446346
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
oh shit.... timberrrrrrrr...
>>
OMG dropping hard
>>
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>>3446383
>>3446382
>>3446379
>>3446375
sell ahhhhhhhhhhhhh SELL SELL SELLLLLLL
>>
I hope you guys got your orders typed in already.
Also, which stream has the least delay?
>>
>investing in omg instead of aerospace grade aluminum
>>
finally deep base
>>
> A11 BIONIC
> CROWD: WTF IS THAT? WHATEVER CLAP CLAP CLAP WOO
>>
Apple confirmed to record in fast hd

Hole. E. SHIT
>>
>>3446396
STAND DOWN, OMG MARINES, STAND DOWN.
>>
>>3446398
everything just tanked

look at btc
>>
8 looks basically like OMG
>>
HOLY SHIT AMD STOCK IS GOING TO TANK
>>
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SELL SELL SELL THIS GUN CRASH
>>
>>3446389
>jun the skateboarding tranny everyone!
>Shoots ping pong balls from his ass into the crowd
>>
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Sorry iยดm late, when will Galia enter the stage?
>>
Is OMG dropping?

Is it time to sell?
>>
A11 BIONIC WOOOO MUCH TRANSISTORS WOOO SPACE GRADE ALUMINIUM ALLOY CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
>>3446428
Bancor is literally unfwappable
>>
that photo fucking sucks
>>
HUGE CRASH HAPPENING DONT BE LATE GUYS SELL NOW
>>
GUYS THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT OMG !!!! WHATDAFACK ITS REAL OMG OMG OMG!!!
HOOOOLEYY MOLLLEYYYYYY GET READY FOR TRIPLE DIGITSSSSSSSsssss
>>
>>3446434
>>3446434
>>3446434
>>3446434
>>3446434
>>
DOGECOIN CONFIRMED FOR APPLEPAY

BUY BUY BUY
>>
they announced it. they crashing cauz of the delay of the live stream buyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
Lol just fuck my shit up
>>
let's not lie
>>
IT'S OGRE
>>
>>3446448
JUST PUT 20K IN!
>>
They keep showing black people on their presentation rofl
>>
He's talking about the iPhone camera now.
>>
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FALL FALL
>>
oh shit. here it comes
>>
Dogecoin down by almost 1% you lot
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dogecoin/
>>
>>3446469
BLM!
>>
that fucking nose is huge
>>
btc crashing
omg crashing
>>
Looks bad
>>
Wait a second.
Camera just showed a scan of someone's face during photography.
>>
>>3446441
thanks just sold mine will wait for announcement
>>
I wish it had put a safety sell order when It reached 320k earlier.

Well atleast I got out at 285k and waiting for a good reentry
>>
>>3446469
What do you mean? You're not a racist faggot, right anon?
>>
Holy fuck, who is dumping before the presentation is even done?
>>
>>3446494
what the fuck is up with btc
>>
Apple seems to be furthering white genocide
>>
>>3446511
btc is dumping again
>>
>>3446511
a large amount of people...
>>
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>>3446508
PARTNERSHIP CONFIRMED. OMG USING FACE PAY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
APPLE JUST BANNED BITCOIN.

SELL SELL SELL
>>
>>3446509
I think they are the racist ones. Muh black lives matter ;D!!!!!
>>
>>3446515
chinks
>>
>>3446525
>Face Pay
>Nigga What?
>>
This camera looks amazing. I am dumping my OMG to buy the incredible iPhone 8 Plus.
>>
They all look pissed there.

They're waiting the OMG announcement.
>>
warhammer confirmed
WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
>>
>>3446550
Theater full of bagholders.
>>
Look, another start up.. This one from Shanghai
>>
>>3446509
Yeah...to represent the true percentage in US
They are 70-80%
>>
Okay, that realtime sports stat thing is pretty dope
>>
dogecoin now making a tiny gain
while omg is abot $11.75
>>
guys they introduced a startup from shangai!!!!!!!!!! OMISE IS DEF MAKING IT TO THE PRESENTATION
>>
literally who
>>
>>3446570
normies get out ree
>>
>>3446581
CONFIRMED DOGECOIN FOR APPLE PAY

BUY NOW
>>
keep dumping guys
>>
guys I am at the apple event and I think JUN is sitting a few seats over. How can I make sure it's really him ?
>>
>>3446613
call his name?
>>
>>3446613
Post a picture and let us confirm, dumbass.
>>
>>3446613
If you can't see a skateboard it isnt him
>>
>>3446613
Scream "JUN VITALIK OMG OMISEGO SKATEBOARD APPLE" Dude will definetely look back.
>>
> 4K HD
> Wireless charging
> Apple TV

This fucking company is like 5 years behind on everything why do people buy this shit
>>
dogecoin omg are all good buys add ark ripple ltc too
>>
>>3446613
by being at the event, fuckhead
>>
>>3446613
All asians look the same, so even if you had really been there, you would've been wrong
>>
MCDONALDS LOGO!!!
>>
THE FUTURE IS WIRELESS

OMG practically confirmed!
>>
>>3446613
Call him
>JUN
>JUN
>JUUUUUUUN
>JUUUUUUUUUUUN YOU MOTHERFUCKER CHING
If he doesn't reply it's not him.
>>
I can't stop fapping looking at this drop, it's sale day
>>
BUY BUY SELL BUY
>>
$799

lol
>>
>>3446666
denial is the first step
>>
>>3446623
>>3446640
>>3446663
Ok it is actually him, I whispered his name repeatedly and he looked over. he was trying to tell me something, he was mouthing the word "SELL" to me while flailing his hands.

What does he want me to sell Apple stocks ?
>>
One more thing...
>OMG
>>
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>mfw face pay announced
>>
NOW HAPPENING
>>
ONE MORE THING GUYS
>>
ONE
MORE
THING


>called it
>>
ONE MORE THING.
BUY BUY BUY.
>>
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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>
>>3446666
Devils breath. Checked
>>
>>3446690
LUL
>>
apple dildo coming
>>
>>3446692
kek'd
>>
whats this
>>
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>>3445555
nice call...
>>
HAHAHAHAH IT'S PHIL AGAIN THATS IT GOYS IT'S OVER
>>
>>3446718
Apple being Apple
>>
>>3446387
wtf
>>
ALL YALL DELUSIONAL FUCKS GOT BAITED AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE CRASH AHAHAHA STRAP IN YOUR SEATBELTS KID
>>
NO PHIL STOP
>>
OH BOY WHERE IS THE FINGERPRINT SENSOR ? IT DOESNT HAVE ONE ON THE FRONT. FACEPAY... FACE FUCKING PAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAT ?
>>
FUCKING SELL YOU STUPID KEKS
>>
Holy shit hdr
>>
>iPhone Galaxy edge +
>>
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WHERE THE FUQ IS
>muh face pay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
> Tap screen to wake up
> Windows phone had this 7 years ago
>>
OMG IS DONE SELLL SELL SELL
>>
>>3446783
>waits for applause
>no applause
>>
Normies won't be able to learn this
>>
>>3446783
the fucking swipe gesture ... stolen from black berry ...
>>
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WE'RE GOING BACK TO LADALAND

DACIALAND HERE WE COME

TATALAND INCOMING

SELL ARGHHH SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>3446795
AHHHHHHHH SELLLL SELLLL ALL IN AT 13.80 SELLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
KNEW IT LOOOOOL M,OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>
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btc shitting the bed again
>>
FACEPAY CONFIRMED
>>
FACE ID
>>
why the fuck would this chink motherfucker keep hinting about apple bullshit if its not happening? is he retarded?
>>
OMG IT'S REAL
>>
FACE HERE WE GO BOYS
>>
here it comes
>>
FACEID!!
>>
>>3446790
> So nice, just so nice. Everything is going to be ok. Phil is here.
> Larger side button
>>
OMG facepaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
NOMISEGOYS GETTING FACIALED
>>
It's gonna be Apple's own tech LOL
>>
Can I mine with that new chip?
>>
They have their own hardware built.

SELL SELL SELL
>>
>omg will now be mined on iPhone x
>>
THEY LIED TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
NOT OMISE TECH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
actually it's the bitcoin crashing again that is triggering this shit
>>
JUN'S WALKING ON STAGE!!!
>>
Apple loves ugly white girls
>>
Powered by Arya Stark.
>>
>>3446891
10/10
>>
ALL PROCESSING DONE ON IPHONE AND NOT SENT TO A SERVER
>>
>>3446886
You mean gender neutral non binary asexual lesbian gays right
>>
ITS ALL OVER GUYS

OMG CRASH IMMENTENT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
APPLE PAY
>>
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>>3446891
>>
Apple Pay

Not OMG

$5 here we come!
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHH 3RD PARTY APPS AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK SHIT
>>
>It's aware of your attention
>"Video paused. Please look at the advertisement to continue."
Literally an advertiser's wet dream. RIP
>>
xDDDDDDDD you can animate the poop emoji XDDDDDDDDD
>>
The shit Animoji
>>
ITS OVER SELL SELL SELL FUCKING ANIMOJIS
>>
>PANDA

SELL
>>
Don't worry guys. Jun is just late. He's skating there are they speak!
>>
>>3446931
WRAITH BABES
>>
It doesn't even works.

Fuck Apple, soon they will turn to OMG
>>
JUST
>>
>just look at it and swipe up
>enter pincode
>oh ho ho
>>
>he sold and fell for the serbo jewish double bluff
>>
>>3446965
FUCK
>>
BUY THE DIP
>>
>it's that easy
>>
It's JUST that easy
>>
SELL LOW AND BUY HIGH

>its just that easy
>>
>>3446971
MY
>>
>>3446993
*freez frame*
>>
>>3446993
SHIT
>>
what an absolutely embarrassing event.
>5 years late to 4k tv
>snapchat knockoff
>fucking animojis
>2core smartwatch
>no OMG

JUST
>>
And then you zoom out to the 24 hour bars and feel relaxed again
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>
BUY METAMASK
>>
DUMP THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
HERE COMES THE CRASH AHAHAHA
>>
>now let's talk about the cameras

what the fuck have you been talking about for the last 30 minutes then?
>>
Why isn't it $5 yet
>>
"We are not partnering with Omise."
SELL THE DIP
>>
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>>3447019
But it has built in CIA
>>
you waited for bigger dip? hahaahahhahhahha
>>
>>3447056
coz only fags believed the apple rumours
>>
Jesus christ they are pretending like they invented wireless charging and even saying others will copy their innovative idea
>>
>all this talk for a phone with no pricetag

why?
>>
>seamless
>it's literally not seamless
>>
>>3447138
it'll be $5 along with a free omsiego token

*BREATHE*

BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

*BREATHE*
>>
>>3447138
Because it will be over $1000
>>
This whole fucking event was them announcing tech that has already existed on other platforms for years
>>
>>3447190
>999$

ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>
>skate

omg confirmed!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>3447190
>>3447209

Including tips and taxes, it will be.
>>
>>3447190
>>3447209
cucked
>>
>>3447209
Yeah, thats much better.
>>
i hate apple even more now
>>
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>>3447190
>>3447209
>$999
>for a fucking phone that has features that other phones have
Holy fuck, if you buy this you are Supremefags levels of stupid
>>
>>3447283
Better quality and you can't deny Apple's superb software / hardware marriage. ยง1000 is huge but that 7 looks pretty hot now.
>>
>>3447283
Oh I'll buy it. I've bought every new iPhone for the last 7 years.
>>
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>>3445792
I bet you didn't know that each physical seat at the conference cost 14 grand.
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