get ready to lose all your money, fucking neets! Get a job.

Weak hands just keep feeding me money

the alternative assets are the alt coins. get ready for a pump

>>3442589
>says increasingly nervous man for 35th time this year

>>3442589
lol idiot.

Oh hey it's this thread again

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>>3442589
>when the cryptocurrency derivative market hits and we have trillions upon trillions dollar trading

I guess we will all have yachts that make us look like Bond villains.

>>3442589
>Bank of America managers

>>3442599
As if the goddamn altcoins offer any security when BTC is crashing you cunt, they all go red.

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>>3442589
>very well
>just shy of 20%

>>3442632
not OMG

>>3442589
tl;dr "we've lost control and its going to crash fiat and stocks"
Screw the jews. we finaly have a wepon thats effective

>>3442589
Yep, the correction is coming soon! I love fresh bull meat

>>3442646
>investors are starting to worry things have gone a bit too far
Kek

Fucking (((investors)))

>>3442646
>implying (((they))) arent the ones crashing bitcoin

>>3443812
Well they are trying thats for sure.

>>3442634
boomers lmao

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>>3443812
and we'll be there to buy the dip

>>3442589
I keep my shit in XRP until I'm ready to buy other shitcoins. It's boring but more stable than BTC

>>3442589
So in this situation it would be best to do something they call a "short" correct?

>>3442632
>they all go red
Ark floats above a sea of red sinners.

>>3442632
not BitBean

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>>3443856
>still trusting news sources
>trusting them enough to bet your money shorting crypto

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>tfw people here still believe crypto isn't a large bubble

At this point, all normies know about it and are investing - the end is near, as no new money will flow in and the whole market will stall and crash. Sure, blockchain is here to last, because it is a great technology, but cryptos are unnecessary and useless. In the best case, governments/central banks will create their own cryptocurrencies and no shitty pajeet project won't be able to withstand its might.

>>3443893
kek

>>3443891
Ok ok, I might be wrong believing this information correct. But lets say this were true, I would need to use short right? Sorry I'm new and just getting into this.

>>3444102
Dont trust people from this website, learn to learn

>>3442589
>Bank of America
>kek

>>3444102
Shorting crypto is one of the riskiest things you can do.

>>3444350
**stupidest things you can do.

>>3442623
But none of the women... Haha...

>>3444102
Most of biz is retards scamming each other. All lies

https://www.rt.com/business/403072-switzerland-taxes-bitcoin-payment/
western adoption begins!!

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>>3442589
>get out of BTC it's "crowded"
>get out of the dollar it's "crowded"

>>3444549
>value of 1 dollar = 1$ by definition
>value of 1 BTC = (inherent value of BTC{this is zero btw} + (retards savings)*(unknown retard multiplier))*(number of people who get a boner IRL from thinking about BTC)/(people who own BTC)
wow I wonder which is a better currency

>>3444615
>value of 1 dollar = 1$
>value of 1 BTC = 1 BTC

>>3444443
checked quint dub symmetry joy

>>3444615
One constantly goes down and one constantly goes up. Guess which is which.

>>3442589
There are 5 million total wallets with $1 or more in them.
This is not crowded

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>>3444615
>value of 1 dollar = 1$ by definition

>>3444615
>value of 1 dollar = 1$ by definition
Underage or brainlet

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>>3444615
Good goy.

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>>3443893
You've been Capped.

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We can't have a currency who's monetary policy is hard-coded into the software! We can't manipulate that and control the goyim that way!!!

Oy veeeeey! SHUT IT DOWN!!!

Just fyi. BTC is in a routine decline for most of this month.

Keep out of BTC for 2 more weeks. Dump current BTC into ARK or OMG.

>>3444989
except that's literally what currencies are supposed to do, would you buy anything with BTC if you knew it was just going to appreciate in value indefinitely? inflation is necessary to stimulate investment and spending.

you switch the currency from dollar to BTC everyone becomes retarded HODLers that rather starve themselves than buy food and the economy collapses because just letting BTC sit is a better idea than taking any risks.

>>3442589
>senile out of touch bankers think bitcoin is bad
oh no!

>>3443893
this is satire, right?

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>>3442589

DELET THIS

>>3443893
>all normies know about it and are investing
lol, ok

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>>3443841
Daily reminder not to sell when (((they))) told you it would go down, even if you buy the dip and make money because :

It made them more money, it made them have more bitcoins. And you're all happy because you increased your stack with an extra 10%. And you keep on doing that, following them blindly. Meanwhile their share of the total bitcoin supply only increases, you get 2 extra bitcoins? They get 20 000, then 50 000. Until they have enough and you will follow them one more time in their little trick, you will sell on a friday, wake up on a saturday its still down and you feel smart, sunday you feel smarter, monday you feel even smarter and you think about all those people that said " JUST HOLD XD" thinking they are stupid fucking cunts. A week goes buy its still going down, the dip is long this time but you've had worse so you just wait. Another week goes buy and you start questioning yourself, what if its just dead. Another month goes buy and the price has stagnated, bitcoin makes the news : It collapsed. The normies are scared, they will never touch this shit again, some soccer moms start making facebook groups to sue this Satoshi guy from Japan. Your friends and relatives whom you bragged to about your gains are laughing behind your back, asking you where your internet money went. The project has been killed by greed and fear, it will never ever gain momentum again. Some poor folks that got burned buying bitcoins are now taking loans from mister Klein or mister Berg's bank to try and pay their rent. You now go back to work, the chance of your lifetime to attain financial freedom is gone, you look down at your phone and download Robinhood.

>>3445350
Never seen this one before. Thats brilliant.

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>>3445373
My OC, thank you.

>>3442589
https://pastebin.com/ZUxTmR99

>>3445350
>some soccer moms start making facebook groups to sue this Satoshi guy from Japan
lol

>>3442589
I have a job and invest in crypto. Judgmental much faggot?

>>3445350
>You made 2 bitcoins, they made 20,000
Well those 2 bitcoins came from somewhere now didn't they? If you hadn't made those 2 bitcoins they would have made 20,002.

>>3445389
Minister you Satoshi

>>3445715
This.

Also, I am trying to make money. So if there is an opportunity to do so I am going to fucking do it.

>>3445350
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