Buy apple shares. numbnuts

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>Stocks

you in the wrong neighbourhood, pal

>>3441731
i teabagged the crypto while doing you mom

>tfw a fruit has a 7x bigger marketcap than all of crypto

>>3441731
Yeah why'd I invest in assets that are known to be stable when I can blow my allowance on altcoins while trying to ride whales

>implying I don't heavily invest in both
Stay poor pajeet

>>3441708
stocks the place where if you have less than 100k you'd make 1% gains per year

>apple stock up 50% since sept 2016
>it'd take a global catastrophe for it to go down 20% in a week

Holy shit why aren't you guys crying about this instead of not having the foresight to invest in crypto?

>>3441748
your moms whale. i ride her?

>>3441708
>goes up by 2.13%
>wooow sooo muccccchh maaneeey

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I'm not a faggot or a jew, so why would I want to be involved with a shitty company like apple?

My company supplies manufacturing hardware to apple and they are cunts from top to toe with only a low level understanding of technology. They are just like Redbull, a marketing company with some contextual buzzwords for the products they fool people into buying.

>>3441854
because you can still be jew.
You don't have to be born jew, you can become.

>>3441748
because omg is stable