WE ARE THE GOLDMARINES AND WE WILL NOT SELL

Fuck off grandpa.

I'm sure in a thousand years your wife's descendants will profit from your investment.

>>3433161
Better than fiat funbux i guess.

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Inb4 asteroid mining crashes markets. Literally.

>>3433593
>Asteroid is made of gold
>Absolutely annihilates price of gold

mfw I have no face

>flips fake gold to boomers like you
>doubles my crypto money
heheh, nothing personnel boomer. Protip, you can't counterfeit crypto

>>3433643
>buys gold from some scrub with face piercings and a Bieber haircut
Fool me once

>>3433690
You know you can just poke it with a knife to know if it's gold or not, right?

>buying gold
>not stacking silver

>>3433593
except just think how high the price of gold would have to be to justifiy mining it on an asteroid

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>>3433765

Silver guy here. Greater potential gains, proportionately. Don't have much gold, except in various gram bars and some rings and shit. Pic is from 2 years ago, have 200-odd ounces now.

>>3433374
>>3433552

>wife's descendants

Clever.

Crypto is like the porn of "investing". It's completely fucked your mind with this insta-gain bullshit. Metals are a buy and hold, not a pump and dump.

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>>3433765
>not both
Balance my boi