Welcome to the early retirement club

I guess prison can be considered early retirement in some way.

>>3425354
>Free Food
>Free Sex
>Free Clothing
>Free Health Care
>Never Have to work
>Read Books all day
>Become Enlightened

I kind of wanna go back.

>>3425429
You were never in jail.

>>3425429
>free sex

you mean Jamal's 10 inch meat stick every night?
>never have to work

what? they have to work and get paid like 30 cents an hour.

>>3425460
not in prison jackass, I slept all day and played Nintendo 3DS. Also had tons of porn. You watch too much tv

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>>3425341
>tfw australia doesn't consider crypto money and relaxed its tax laws

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>>3425441

>>3425502
jail sucks, prison is mad /comfy/.
Held on ETH the entire time too, walked out with six figs. America can suck my cock

>>3425460
I just gave a soup to some one to do my work for me.

This girl isn't asian.

>>3425547
I held some penny stocks, One pumped from .20 to 6 Dollars. then came back to .20.

I felt like killing myself for not putting a sell order, could of walked out rich.

>>3425502
lol I still don't believe you. Your first post is full of shit.

>>3425609
good boy can't accept the fact that our corrections system is soft as fuck and laws are literally a joke. As long as you don't get caught doing violent monkey shit you will have a great time. Thanks for paying for my 2 year cost-free vacation while I got rich as fuck. Enjoy daytrading

>>3425547

LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

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>>3425661
"Your" paper says 57 days.

>>3425681
check the IDs and read again faggot, I'm not the jailfag, I'm the prisonfag

>>3425686
Then why are you so butthurt?

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>>3425609
Fucking bitch tried to give me 8 years, took a plea deal of a misdemeanor. I was Jail for 10 months fighting the case. I didn't do shit but sometimes you gotta know when to take a deal and go home.

>>3425693
I'm in absolute bliss. I probably wouldn't have held for so long if I wasn't inside, thanks for the (You) obvious newfag

So are we really talking about how great prison is now? Only on fucking biz.

>>3425739
You plan on HODLing for a couple of years :^)

>>3425699
Are you in prison right now?

>>3425699
Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats
>>3425721
Why are you so upset? I wasn't even talking to you. I'm sure there are support groups full of people who care you were in prison now stfu faggot.

>>3425739
>Basically Buy Shit coin
>Commit Petty crime
>DA charges you with a felony
>Go to Prison for 3 years
>Walk out rich.

it's the ultimate HODL scheme

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>>3425758
Yes :^)

>>3425769
too bad DOGE isn't worth shit now, mined so much of it back in the day

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>>3425759
>Clearly blanked out shit on a blank form congrats

I wish it was fake senpai, I really do. I didn't ask for this. I get nightmares, severe PTSD. Wake up with night sweats thinking your back in your steel bed.

>>3425809
It's the coins that you think will never make it that actually do. I got a big bag of QWARK and I an't selling for a loss. Wile Every other coin is fucking mooning.

>>3425496
Wait what? I can pull out as much as I want and not get taxed? It's fucking on now.