You gain a death note. How do you make your crypto moon?

>>3416643
short altcoins then kill the devs

idea guy here

its like a death note but you enter their receiving address

>>3416665
Kek

>>3416643
You figure out their first and last name then write "During a drunk fit of depression they send their BTC to *Your address* before succumbing to alcohol poisoning"

>>3416643
Put it on the block chain and sell the tokens in an ico

>>3416643
Marry Markus Persson as a gay couple. Use a believable way of death like death from fat, heart cancer, too much blood in the arteries, death from hunting a deer, death from too much sugar - diabeetus, etc.

Use that money to make the quality Adventurecraft I and /v/ always wanted, among many other games, cartoons, projects.

>>3416643
B-but I was promised lambo not limbo

Short everything and start knocking off heads of crypto

No need to, just offer Monero in exchange for using the Death Note to kill people

>>3416643
If I was a total psychopath I would open a x100 short on eth and end vitalik.

>some people would do this without hesitation

>>3416643
Buy a lot of eth, sell it at 10x margin.
Vitalik.
Settle your eth, buy bitcoin at the dip, wait for the recovery.

>>3416682
Just kill a lot of people associated with banks

>>3416643
Nothing to do with crypto but I'd kill trump and his vp while shorting usd and holding bitcoin

Kill whole China
Just spam Lee Chung Chiong and think about one of them, they arr rook the same

>>3416665
>idea guy here
I like this meme

>>3416979
thx i steal from /agdg/

>>3416643

>buy a shitton of XVG
>kill monero's and other related coins' developers
>XVG moons because no other similar coin alive

Kill Satoshi obviously.

>>3416665
MFW money skeleton is basically L.

holy shit.

JIHAN WU
x1000 BTC SHORT

op's original question was how to let you crypto moon tho, all these responses involve letting crypto crash

>>3416665
This must be a thing

>>3417504
>Write as many big financial company, fed reserve exec, nyse and regular market execs, and heads of banks + government financial names as possible
> as the world plunges into the greatest recession no one has ever seen before, crypto will rise like the second coming of Christ
>?????
>PROFIT

>>3416643
>KIm Jong Un
>after ordering a nuclear strike on NYC he offs himself

this should lead to a world war or global panic spiking crypto prices.

>>3416643

Boku wa... shin sekai no kami da!

Just as according to keikaku.

>>3416700
underrated post

>>3416643
>kill xi jenpeng
>kill more commie party members
>communism collapses
>china returns to quasi-imperialistic wierd capitalist entity
>china goes back to sleep

Kill da gubbament

>>3416643
Kill all decks of every coin but ark, once one is replaced they die again. ARK will be the only coin

>>3417868

>china returns to quasi-imperialistic wierd capitalist entity

So nothing changes ?

>>3418709
It's a little more broken and, fluid?

Think 1930's China but with the economic policies of HK

>>3416643
>short ETH 50x on bitmex
>kill the vitalik

God damnit this thread gives me the creeps. We should protect Vitalik. How do we boost his security. We should also try and convince him to hire a personal trainer.