Sell me this pen

>>3401268
it has a penis

>>3401268
well, I have no dick

>>3401268
>>3401272
and you're gay
you like the penis

>>3401268
*takes ur pen and gives you napkin*
write your name

>>3401296
>my man, Brad

>>3401268
It shouldn't be that hard since OP is a faggot

>>3401280
Nice, really shoehorned that promo right in there boss

>>3401340
^this

>>3401268
"Do you ever chew on the end of your pen? Well now you can suck it like the faggot you are"

>You get a full scale replica of the penis of the person who posted this thread on a Cambodian spear collecting forum

>>3401268
Hahahaha benis :---DDD U can put in bagina ::::---DDDDD dog bless ameriga>>3401268

>>3402397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

>>3401280
You remind me of my girlfriend in a bad way

>>3401268
Ever wanted to write in your diary after fucking yourself with a pen with a dick on top? Well, now you can.

>>3401268
It is specifically engineered with DGB bagholders in mind. Are you one? You've come to the right place.

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>>3401268
Try writing some shit and sucking dick at the same time will you please?