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Be me 25 years old in Mexico

Was just releaving myself after eating a burrito

Next thing I know everything starts shaking I thought it was just my ass but no the ground was literally shaking

So I drop to the ground and the wall caves in and lands on the toilet seat smashing it

Now covered on my own shit I run outside my family is already there

My dad keeps asking "y El dinero" which means" where's the money"

He gave me the money to keep in a safe that I bought now he needed the money to buy bus tickets to our family halfway across the country

Only problem is that after reading an Anon post telling me to buy Neo because it was about to moon I spend my dad's money on it thinking I would surprise him with the profits


But now I lost about half after the stupid Russians decided to regulate cryptos

Please help me my family is hungry and on the streets the narcos are already rounding everyone up and if we don't pay up they'll take us away and they'll rape my sister

I hate to do this I really do but I have no other choice

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