Stupid product slogans

>>3400650

1950–1957: “Any Weather is Pepsi Weather”
1957–1958: “Say Pepsi, Please”
1961–1964: “Now It’s Pepsi for Those Who Think Young”
1964–1967: “Come Alive, You’re in the Pepsi Generation”
1967–1969: “(Taste that beats the others cold) Pepsi Pours It On”.

1977–1980: “Join the Pepsi People (Feeling Free)”
1980–1981: “Catch That Pepsi Spirit”
1981–1983: “Pepsi’s got your taste for life”
1983–1984: “Pepsi Now! Take the Challenge!”
1984–1988 and 1990-1991: “Pepsi. The Choice of a New Generation”
1989: “Pepsi. A Generation Ahead”
1991–1992: “Gotta Have It”/”Chill Out”
1992: “The Choice Is Yours”
1992–1993: “Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Pepsi”
1993–1994: “Right Now”
1994–1995: “Double Dutch Bus”
1995: “Nothing Else is a Pepsi”
1995–1996: “Drink Pepsi. Get Stuff”
1996: “Change The Script”
1997–1998: “Generation Next”
1998–1999: “It’s the cola” (100th anniversary commercial)
1999–2000: “For Those Who Think Young”/”The Joy of Pepsi-Cola”
2003: “Its the Cola”/”Dare for More”
2006–2007: “Why You Doggin’ Me”/”Taste the one that’s forever young”
2007–2008: “More Happy”/”Taste the one that’s forever young”
2008: “Pepsi is #1”
2008–present: “Something For Everyone”
2009–present: “Refresh Everything”/”Every Generation Refreshes the World”
2010–present: “Every Pepsi Refreshes The World”
2011–present: “Summer Time is Pepsi Time”
2011–present: “Born in the Carolinas”
2012: “Where there’s Pepsi, there’s music” – used for the 2012 Super Bowl commercial
2012: “Live For Now”
2012: “Change The Game”
2012: “The Best Drink Created Worldwide”

>>3400650
Say what you will about the copy, it has you advertising Swiffer products for them. $0.00 will be deposited into your account.

>>3400676
implying i buy brands

>>3400709
Implying Swiffers aren't fucking useful. Besides, Swiffer is a lot better sounding than "electrostatic mop".

>>3400723
Implying electrostatic mops aren't fucking useful. Besides, electrostatic mop is a lot better sounding than "Swiffer".

my friend and I were in tears talking about "Drink the Revolution" the other night. Mt. Dew is beautifully shameless about how cringey their target demo is.