im bored /biz/ tell me an interesting story

I lost 300 ETH

>>3389453
once there was a boy. he had a balloon and loved it so. He held on tight but the wind was too strong and picked him up into the air. He flew and flew far away into the clouds.
Nobody ever saw him again

I bought high and sold low

>>3389453
give me btc

>>3389453

I was going to clean my room today.

Once upon a time there was a magical little place where it never rained.

The end.

>>3389453
i lost all my life savings day trading. now im poor

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Once upon a time OP stumbled across a black man. Intimidated by his size and demeanor, OP without hesitation offered to suck his cock. The black obliged and OP is a faggot

>>3389600
How could you possibly be THAT bad at anything? I lost hope for humanity long ago and this just further confirms we're not meant to last

Well, once i was travelling through thailand to india and n bangkok really needed yo bang a girl. So i used couchsurfing to find a host who is a nice girl too.. dodnt read the profile to carefuly (5x4a - ftw??? Stupid chicks..) anyway once ive arrived..

>>3389487
How