I've got like $500 and i want to invest how should i start. i'm literally retarded when it comes to this, please help
>>3387625
>invest
>literally retarded
everything checks out here
Dgb is all the hype
>>3387625
buy WTC. Cash out 1000 in a couple days
>>3387625
Use that money to print motivational posters. Sell the posters on college campuses. Easy money.
>>3387625
ETHEREUM FUCKING SHITS
Buy high
wait a week
sell low
I decided ETH was the best balance of upside and "worth" (safety)
>>3387681
seems like a legit idea
>>3387701
extrapolating on this basic concept: when everyone is clamoring about a coin mooning, THAT is the exact time you want to enter the game because the ride never ends and we're all rich here.
With only $500 (i.e. turbo poverty) you may as well just go all in on some shitcoin and hodl. I recommend Ripple which could seriously moon soon. Or Walton if you enjoy memes.
>>3387641
wtf is WTC i'm new to /bz/
You're getting in at a good time, put it all in either chainlink or kyber, whichever you can get closest to the ICO price as soon as they're released. You might even manage to get into chainlink's crowdsale.
>>3387713
i've got $500 in disposable income in not a broke fag
Ethbet iCO is in like 8 days, just do that and enjoy ending up with a few thousand
>>3387625
all on bitbean
>>3387713
> moon soon
It's monsoon in India
Is this an intricate Pajeet shill?
>>3387999
this
how come this place doesn't have a sticky/wiki/some sort of guide
>>3388112
We arent faggots
>wait a sec