How much does an abandoned oilrig cost and how do I buy one?

>>3372165
Fifteen million.

what you gonna do with it

>>3372165
Im sure upkeep is a bitch

>>3372200
Start a private military company.

>>3372165
Dude get an aircraft carrier instead

>>3372200
shove it up his ass

>>3372189
thats a lot more than I thought

>>3372200
build an evil lair

>>3372165
Can i rent a room on your rig so I can read in my comfy bunk and while it rains outside my window?

>>3372249
think you can handle the waves, desu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yyh_8HdGc8

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>>3372200

>>3372165
Can you open a casino resort there?

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>>3372200
ops going to recreate the Armageddon scene with his wife and her bull

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>oil rig
pleb tier desu

>>3372230
Diamond Dogs? Can I be your revolver ocelot?

>>3372426
t-thats not real

>>3372426
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>>oil rig
>pleb tier desu
until your shit gets attacked by Somali pirates

>>3372493
>implying that someone spending tens of millions on something like this wouldn't take proper security measures
Come on now. After the first few dozen pirates got slaughtered they'd learn to leave it alone.

>>3372165
Craigslist

>>3372440
Even better I'll let you be my Kaz if you let me cut off your arm.