Any Florida friends here? I'm on Clearwater beach near

holy shit that video is intense

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>>3361791
>Fuckin scared bros...

me too anon. I'm l;iterally shaking right now

Gas station was outta gas wtf... I've never seen this happen and lived here my entire life

FUCK. I'm stuck here. Hopefully I get some gains before I get blown away.

>>3361826
First I get margin called and lose everything I've made since march and now it looks like I'm in for a "Historic Disaster"

>>3361791

Have a good meal at Frenchie's if it looks like you're gonna get hit.

I used to live down by the Don Ceasar.

Sometimes I miss it there... Until days like these.

>>3361826
>>3361791
Not in Florida, but I'll hope for ya'll.

Not a single bottle of water in any walmart, grocery store, or gas station I went to today.

Things are looking grim.

>>3361791
reporting from south florida
Im fucked

>>3361877
buy a big storage tote and collect rain water

>>3361891
>>3361877
Or a bucket and fill from sink and cover top

>>3361889
ft lauderdale here.
I'm laminating my paper wallets...

>>3361791
I'm glad shit like this only happen in 3rd world shitholes.

Not even supposed to hit until Sunday and my local gas stations are all dry. walmart and publix both looks like a bomb hit them.

Everyone's on edge too. It feels like the end of days.

>>3361791
kek, all your bitcoins will be gonwe

hope you ytattood your private key to your foot

It is weird that everyone is already sold out of water and gas a fucking week ahead. I don't know why everyone is so scared though. Just go to the casino or some bar that's attached to a large building and het drunk. The real question is what can we do to make money during cleanup?

>>3361791
Hollywood here, how fucked am I?

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Get in here faggots or stay poor WALTON MOON!

>>3361863
this post may seem to be flippant but seriously, if you're gonna get hit, visit your favourite spots just in case they (or you) don't make it.

>>3361889
West palm bro here. Where the water at?

>>3361903
>>3361941
Im in tampa

Nice knowing you all, you should send me your BTC for safe keeping,

EVACUATE NOW

>>3361791
near Pompano here buddy
I am ready for death to steal my gains before the niggers do

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you'd think after having to rebuild your life every year would be enough incentive to get people to move the fuck away from Florida. But no, Floridians are fucking idiots.

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>>3361791
Actually now that I think about it, if it hits us hard enough it'll knock out the power, meaning no way for us to make moves on our bags

Orlando here, might jsut drive up and get wasted with niggers in atlanta

>>3361996
HODL

>>3361996

This is probably a good thing.

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i hope things turn out okay down there in murica
we can send emergency maple syrup from our reserves if needed

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SWFL here.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.

>>3361791
>driving during a hurricane

Why are people in poor countries so oblivious?

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>>3362046
Ever heard of these guys?

F

>>3361791
Evacuating is for pussies, who lives life on /hardmode/ here?

I've got 24 MREs, 30 gallons of water, and 160 rounds of 9mm

>>3362093
>160 rounds of 9mm
F

Am I the only one to notice that video says "Barbuda" LOL what the fuck is Barbuda?

>>>/r9k/

our dark Lord wants you to be poor. you should have stayed away from crypto. this is the future you chose. time to swim, bitch nigger.

Buy ark or drown

>>3361791
k why the fuck did that video cut off there? are they that fucking retarded? die for my fucking youtube entertainment holy shit how does the rest go

>>3362031
holy shit my prime minister is a pajeet

>>3362179
don't let your daughters get you drunk, noah.

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I just moved here less than 8 months ago, fucking fuck.
Ft. Myers/Cape Coral area
just tested on windy literally goes directly into cape coral fucking jesus.

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>>3362196
sick of this faggot

>>3361791
Holy shit this is scary, anyone have more?

HAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKED FLORIDA
thats what you get for voting drumpf, you betrayed your nation now nature is punishing you with full force no mercy.

Enjoying every second

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>>3362261

holy shit that's ridiculously symmetrical

my city looks like a clusterfuck

How can we profit off this biz bros

>>3362345
It'll take out the electricity, leaving you with no way of checking Bittrex or Blockfolio, which is ultimately a good thing.

>>3361791
God speed anon. I live in the midwest. We just have tornado's, flooding, extreme progressive derecho, and supposedly an earthquake 30 years over due thats supposed to fuck our shit up something fierce. BUT DAMN that shit looks scary.

>>3362345
Wait until its over, loot and sell coffins.

>>3361791
how the waves looking?

is puerto rico okay? no one ever talks about puerto rico...


that video is crazy

>>3362327
Well you can't expect to the French to do anything half decent.

>>3361903
Better roll those up and stick up up your ass. Don't let them blow away.

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>>3362324
I didn't vote for this left and right bullshit.

>>3362327
It's alright though because my city will also be a cluster fuck around monday

>>3362456
>puerto Rico
>ever okay

LOL

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>>3361791
Fellow Tampanon here. We're gonna make it

>>3362261
lived in punta gorda for a year doing hurricane reconstruction work about 15 years ago. good luck.

Say I live in Alabama and can get a 18 foot truck down to Tampa in the next 12 hours. What should I load up on for maximum profits?

>>3362601
Do you mean looting or selling shit?

>>3362601
water probably

Dear OP,

Lets say I acquire a couple of pallets of bottled water and setup on the side of the road with my gun and a sign that says $20.

Do you think I would sell any bottled water?

Would the shame of being outed on social media be worth it?

http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/31/news/hurricane-harvey-price-gouging/index.html

>>3362619
good point. you >>3362601 don't want to go back with an empty truck!

>>3362324
Silence child.

>>3362601

Bitbean.

How many BTC/LTC/ETH miners will go down because of this?

How could a miner profit off of this?

>>3362601
We have NO water and no gas.

>>3362324
Go back to /pol/

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>>3362630
>Would the shame of being outed on social media be worth it?
you must make it worth your while. you'll be shamed and scorned, but it won't matter if you made bank.

>>3362653
you have containers, right? 55 gallon drums?

>>3362601

Whatever is currently sold out of in stores.

I bet plywood, boats, tarps, etc would be in need.

I'm probably missing the eureka solution though.

>>3362675
Generators?

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>>3362594
Thanks

>>3362675
>>3362690
plywood and generators wouldn't even make it INTO the stores last time i did hurricane work. our crew even had to send trucks up to georgia (from punta gorda area) to source supplies.

>>3362663

Honestly though $20 for a case of bottled water is actually cheaper than street vendors who sell bottled water for $1 a bottle.

1 pallet of bottled water = 72 cases.

72 x $20 = $1440 a pallet

I can buy cases of water at the dollar store for $2 a case. $2 x 72 = $144

So about $1300 of profit per pallet if you sold at $20 a case.

Plus you'd probably want to provide protection for yourself and bring friends with guns.

Also sell $1 per bottle for maximum profit and to not make it seem like obvious price gouging.

if there's any entrepreneurs willing to truck cases of water, I did some rough calcs:

>30 pallets per truck
>72 cases per pallet
>$10 a case
>$21,600

I say $10 per case because I'm not a cold-hearted fuck, that's already overpriced

>>3362746

crap, beat me to it

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>>3362758

You talk about being heartless

You should also buy all of the life straws at you local walmart and or amazon, and sell them for $50 to $100 a pop

Lifestraws will purify stagnant pondwater

Setup a "Watering hole"

Fuck, this thread is going to cause this to be a real thing and mainstream media will catch on and demonize us

Get ready

why do people pay so much for water before a storm?

you still have running water, just fill up some big jugs before it hits

>>3362261
New Simcity looks comfy

>>3362746
yup yup. it would sell fast too. you just want to make sure you have plenty of fuel so yo udon't get stuck there. like anon said, they are out of fuel and water.

How much could I sell plywood for in Florida right now?

Floridafags i need your help.

I will

> Reserve Uhaul for 8am tomorrow
> Go to all lumber yards and fill up Uhaul with plywood
> Drive to florida and open the back of the truck
> Become humble plywood merchant

How much could I make?

As soon as Irma was announced I went to Publix and bought two 32 packs of purified water for $3.50 each as they were on sale. I went back there today to buy some snacks and the entire isle of water was gone. Why do people wait until so long to prepare?

>>3362885

Also, what if I told Uhaul it was 1 way trip, dropped truck off in FL

Then somehow found a way out of FL before storm and or find a safe space to ride it out and GTFO with all my cash after it hits?

>>3362823
mania and helplessness

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>>3361791
In all seriousness though bro, stay safe

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>>3361791
>that video

>>3362888
why did you buy bottled water when your tap is still working? asking for a friend. (>>3362823)

>>3361791
That's clearly a tornado. I doubt it has anything to do with Irma. Maybe, but I doubt it.

>>3362639
>>3362655
>he doesn't want to see drumpfies getting BTFO
maybe YOU should go back to /pol/

its easier to handle and ration bottled water during a storm

Also, what city would be a good place to go do this in?

Should I pick urban area or cities with high retirement population?

>>3362955
>Also, what city would be a good place to go do this in?
anywhere where contractor camps spring up.

Tallahassee fag here, my cousin told me a tropical storm pretty much destroyed Tally.

Legit scared af rn lol. This one could actually kill you. Also i live across the street from a homeless shelter so im ready to kill any looters when this thing comes in

>>3362939
Because tap water where i live taste like chlorine and I have yet to look into what the best water filters are. plus, $3.50 for 32 bottles is a really good deal. if you have any suggestions on water filters though, i would like to hear them

>>3362807

Price gouging during a crisis is not only good bizness sense but is good for society.

If you sell water at Costco prices during a hurricane it's all going to get bought up in seconds by niggers in full chimp mode leaving the rest fucked. By Jewing the nigger you are saving the Goy. Retard.

Highway robbery isn't robbery it's price discovery. People will pay what they think it's worth or won't.

>>3362993

Big Berkee 4 life

>>3363003
damn $288 on Amazon. pretty steep my man

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>>3362993
>if you have any suggestions on water filters

propur water filter

>>3363001

I think I could sell a whole UHAUL truck full of water in a few hours for $20. I could also bring extra cans of gas incase I need to refuel.

Am I delusional to think that I could get out before storm?

As of right now, it looks like all interstates in south Florida are moving according to sig alert

https://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=26.05605&lon=-80.42355&z=3

Why's everyone buy water when there's a storm coming? Do storms stop faucets from running?

>>3363044
no electricity makes it difficult for pumps to function. no pumps = no water (for rural retards) and no water pressure (for city dwelling fags)

>>3363044

Contaminated water supply.

After hurricane they will issue boil water alert

Lazy americans would just rather drink bottled drinks

>>3363044

Electricity goes out. No electricity means no pumps for water. Water towers keep the water pressure up for a while but not for weeks.

Also filtration systems go down so even if you do have water you need to boil it first.

How will this effect the alligators?

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>>3363028

Propur isa soo guud.

>>3362648
very few. heat and humidity are bad enough, heat and humidity with salt in the air is the worst possible mining environment.

Will Waltoncoin go up because of Hurricane Irma?

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>>3363100
Alligators gon be eatin good this week.

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Downtown miami fag here, leaving for tampa tomorrow night if it continues to be a direct hit.

If i dont make it, destroy some bitcoins here.

1KSa7fa31JUADSUrhBrWsQzHDfF7jBMibX

Clearwater Florida here bud, we got this

BOTTLED WATER IS MOONING

HAHAHAHAHAHA i go to Florida atlantic university. Driving up north tomorrow, anticipating solely funding my campus rebuilding off these omg bags

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>>3361791

TFW you invested in orange juice, cotton and shortened insurance and cruise companies