Taxes

>>3360622
Good plan to be honest

>>3360622
Ill just wait until they contact me, then Ill pay up my tithing for the jews

thats ok right?

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>>3360622
screencapped

/biz/ will be the 1% in a few years time. The IRS can suck our pajeet dicks.

>>3360777
Speak for yourself...I'm not indian

>>3360622
just put 50k into monero and pay someone to kill the person investigating you.

I'll gladly pay my taxes. 15% for capital gains? They can have it. It won't make me angry or any less a millionaire.

puerto rico is a tax haven, 0% capital gains tax. FYI

PS beaches in every corner, beautiful weather all year long, all you have to do is live there for more than 183 days.

>>3361131

Except for the hurricanes. Right, Irma?

>>3361366
hehe well not accounting for unforseen circumstances. i guess, yeah technically you can die in a freak hurricane accident

>>3360622
There are no statutory limitations on taxes anon.
If they catch you in 10 years, they'll want interest.

For the last 5 years or so, only 800 people have actually paid taxes on crypto gains. So in 2018 they're expanding their staff by ~$60 million just for crypto. good luck

>>3361559
god i hate tax code

>tfw made under $10,000 so I don't need to file

>>3361559
>For the last 5 years or so, only 800 people have actually paid taxes on crypto gains. So in 2018 they're expanding their staff by ~$60 million just for crypto. good luck

source

Will Bittrex hand over all our trade records to the IRS?

>>3361814
If you made under 6000 you might as well file. That's free money.

Aren't capital gains untaxed if you held for at least a year?

>>3360622
The moment you cash out you will have to pay taxes nigger
Good luck running from Uncle Sam with a pre-lubed anus

>>3360637
enjoy having to pay double in fees

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>>3360622

Everyday these circlejerk tax threads.

My time as a Math department TA has taught me that most people are far too stupid to do basic arithmetic calculations.

So just hire H&R Block to figure it out for you and be done with it.

>>3361559
Source or the gainz goblin gonna get u faggot

>>3360622

Good luck OP, you will need it.