Kike thread

>>3357188

RICE.

LOTS OF RICE.

>>3357188
Peanut butter.

>>3357217
You have my attention.

>>3357188
CANNED BEANS

Will prob taste like shit but it's a cheap healthy food

>>3357203
Large bags of rice, beans, oatmeal, and canned vegetables. It really isn't hard to meet that budget. Not fun, but easy to do if you're disciplined.

>>3357188
oats, pasta, rice, frozen juice from concentrate.

peanut butter, cooking oil, margarine

80/20 ground beef

whole meal bread and porridge with water

>>3357217
Peanut butter is actually expensive compared to cheaper protein options

>>3357249
whats cheaper than pb for that amount of fat and protein?

>>3357236
fuck meat. too expensive.
literally peanut butter, parboiled rice, etc other shitty cheap carbs.

>>3357249
Yeah but just take a scoop whenever you're starving between your one big cheap meal a deal.

>>3357188
a map of your regions food bank.

>>3357188
Rice meaby milk, you dont need anymore, some sauces if you get bored

>>3357188
food stamps nigga

>>3357188
What happened? You bought NEO at ATH?
better start stocking up on those lentils

boil a big pot of lentils, you'll shit right for weeks my friend

>>3357292
Lmao don't try and make this into a crypto thread... I am comfy with my neo gains tho.

Beans, potatoes and pasta.
Also rice, tho it's rather difficult to cook right.

Drink water only.

porridge, potatoes, oatmeal, pasta eggs, tofu

condiments lots and lots of condiments

anon its not hard to live off that for a year depending on where you are
>18 dollaroos a week

>>3357314
Minot North Dakota and yea it shouldn't be easy, but that's the point.

Vegetable garden.

>>3357188
depending on where you live you could go to a supermarket when it's closed and look into the trashcans. They throw away so much shit that is close to expiring, and even if it did expire it's usually still good.

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>>3357188
Friend of mine said that you get a pack of hotdogs and buns for $1 each and put just some cheap salsa on it, lasts for a week he said and it actually tastes pretty good.

This image is also worth taking into consideration. Eat lots of celery and pineapple for good cum too btw

>>3357358
I live in an apartment

>>3357358
what other foods improve cum?

McDoubles

>>3357269
/thread

>>3357394
Zinc

>>3357394
Maca, L-Arginine AAKG, Zinc supplementation.

>>3357345
try making polenta, potato au gratin, congee, porridge, carbonara, stirfried cabbage

-->/fit/

>>3357188
https://youtu.be/dynkknbykrU

>>3357444
Listen trips this is a Jew thread not a fitness thread, idc about my health.

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>>3357378
Damn, maybe get pots? if you know a relatively remote area possibly innawoods this could be worth doing, although it does take some time and upfront cost to build it, just an idea tho

>>3357314
can you season these options to make them taste good?

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>>3357394
hope this helps

basically just bulk buy everything, if you desperately need meat then buy two for ones on the biggest packs of mince, cut it into blocks of the amount you will eat per meal and then freeze it. For variety you can get cheap chicken.

buy carded dominos pizza on twitter

>>3357507
yes but you need to learn how to cook living for 2 dollars a day is extremely doable

>>3357188

Bulk rice. You'll probably need about 100-150 lbs of rice.

Lentils and beans. Buy them. Bigly.

Spices. Pepper. Salt. Curry powder. Buy a lot of that shit.

Costco membership. Free food (sampling) and a $5, 3lb rotisserie chicken that can last for about a week.

>>3357394
Zinc and proper tongkat Ali.
Big, rubbery loads daily guaranteed.

>>3357531
?

>>3357531
Its not just twitter senpai. Theres some selly gg websites if you know where you're looking for

That being said, im shocked that dominos and dunkin has yet to be patched. Sad

>>3357188
grilled cheese is cheap as fuck.. pasta.
and look for sales on everything else

hemp seeds, expensive but a table spoon a day will keep you healthy even if you just eat plane potatoes for weeks.

grow food go fishing

>>3357188
Get a job retard

maybe try collecting scrap metal to sell and dumpster diving in richer neighborhoods.

>>3358662
I have plenty of money fag, I'm just tryna see if I can do it.

>he thinks he needs to eat to survive

the human body is resilent sir. you only need to eat once a week

>>3359049
If you had plenty of money you wouldnt even think of living like a pajeet.

Move to india you scum. You would fit in well.


People who do well will go out for dinner once a week and could never last a year on $1000.

>>3357188

Beans and rice, every meal, every day

On the plus side after a couple months you'll probably have enough leftover money to splurge on stuff on a semi-frequent basis.

>>3357188
Learn from your forefathers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_vLuMobHCI

>>3357188
>wanting to live like you're below the poverty line

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a real jew would never eat bullshit like hotdogs or cans of beans
this isnt the holocaust
a real jew which none of the posters before me seem to be will always eat like a king
because a real jew knows how to swindle so start lieing, stealing, swindling, as much as you can today
placing the 30% off or 50% stickers from the items in an organic section onto the fresh ones in the same organic section is one of a million ways to achieve your goal without outright stealing
obviously i wont share all my secrets
if i did you would start making money instead of losing it and still eat better than the goyum

>>3357464
Then potatoes. You can unironically eat nothing but potatoes for weeks.

Fry them and eat with free condiments you must have gathered by now. Boil them and eat with salt and pepper when you want to go simple. Bake them (some use the term jacket potato too) and put butter + cheddar + whatever you have on top when you want to get fancy.

>>3360374
kek

>>3360374
More tips. Use self checkout often. Put expensive items on the scale and mark it as bananas. If store clerk comes to check just act confused. Leave store with 20 lbs of steak for the cost of 20 lbs of bananas

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>>3360472
this is what I do. I go to the homeless shelter to eat everynight. I am a college student in a dorm. spend my food money on good cryptos like Walton and OMG.. profit

NO SHAME

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See food is cool and all, but the most expensive thing is housing?

Where can one get the cheapest housing and still be near a job, people, supplies, etc?

>>3357531
>>3357730
So I can get Domino's pizza for a cheap price on twitter and other websites?

go vegan, cheap af and healthy if you do it right

instant ramen noodles. You can live off 300-500 euros a year with that. (3-4 packs a day)

>>3362213
you'd die before u even get to enjoy ur gains

I currently bulkbuy oatmeal and eggs as my main food sources, blend and eat as pancakes, probably the cheapest food with decent macros

>>3360533
Van dwelling with a gym membership for hygiene.

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>not dumpster diving in 2017

>>3361039
Yup. But if you abuse this its jailtime for you

>>3362493
>you're under arrest for buying illicit discount pizza from twitter!
kek

Ramen and Frozen chicken breasts.