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How do I become an billionaire?

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How do I become an billionaire?
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should i buy eth now or still wait?
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>>3356075
Sell everything you have and invest 75% in NEO and 25% in ETH..
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>>3356075
you dont, If you start now your grandchild might have a chance if your son/daugther doesnt fuck it up
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Let a billion people punch you for a dollar.
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invest 5$ into knee-pads. suck 3 dicks for 3 fiddy. invest 5$ winnings in lipstick and 50 cent in guerilla marketing: leave your phone number on public payphones. Up your dick sucking rates to 10$. Suck 5 dicks. Keep 10$ for economic down turn and use 40$ to woo another millionaire-wannabe. Treat him to some good McDonalds and some crack. Suck his dick. Become his pimp in promise for more crack and cheese burgers. Charge 6$ to customers and spend 4$ on crack and cheese burgers. Apply for a special needs grant for the government. Buy your manwhore some lipstick and a wig. Corner the trap-market on Craigslist. Repeat till you have 10 manwhores working for you. Replace inventory with 60% of profits and branch out to another town. Repeat until you have an 80 manwhore army. Start a franchise for 3% of each consensual adult transaction. You are now making 4000$ a month. Equip your best manwhores with a cheap android phone. Have them record their interactions with politicians, movie stars and famous sports people. Blackmail them with the footage for Stox and Bitbeans. Sell some footage to TMZ anyway, but keep a few politicians in your pocket. You need them later to change the laws in your favor and squash any competition from other biz-raelis. 10x your crypto profits. Once you have 100k$ go to Las Vegas. Put everything on red until you have 500 million. Lose all your money. You are now an experienced cock sucker stranded in Vegas. Use your business acumen to start over. Nobody has success in the first try.
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>>3356570
this is why I come here. priceless kek
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>>3356765
it's pasta
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>>3356075
Create a website that hundreds of millions of people use and mines data from all of them (i.e. facebook)
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>>3356075
invest in bitbean
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