美国人正在醒来! (The Americans are waking up!)

>>3354299
what's the point

>>3354299
Actually, I'm just about to head to bed. Sure is grueling work being a NEET cryptotrader, working all night.

What the fuck, why aren't they selling.
Where's the panic.

>>3354299
Buy McDonalds stock

>>3354470
They dont have any coins

>>3354478
Shit.
Guess it's hodling tiem.

>>3354470
becuase americans know how to trade unlike the young panicked teenagers and people in their early 20s who put down all their savings into this

you guys are making cryptocurrency as unstable as it is, it was more stable before because the people investing in this niche market actually researched and knew what they were doing instead of looking at posts on 4chan

>>3354497
You're right, that's probably a bull trap.
Time to sell.

>>3354299
I fucking hate americunts, they keep crashing each coin whenever I buy in.

>>3354497
I'm a literal autist who basically learnt everything here, and even I can sort the wheat from the chaff as regards advice. I always looked in on trading from the outside and thought 'wow, there's some dumb, panicky people doing this' and it turns out I was right.

>>3354470
because now the grownups are back in their offices and plugged in, taking the reigns and stabilizing this chinky mess that happened while they were out on a lovely holiday. fucking christ you people are stupid

>>3354299
Poor Americans can't afford any coins lul

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EASTER ISLAND WAKING UP

>>3354299
Good Morning, wealthy Amerishart!