HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH 30,000$ OF CRYPTO ON IT@

Oh look another larp, how original

>not keeping it on the exchange

>>keeping it on the exchange

>>>not keeping it in cold storage

>>3344386
>greentext story

anon you did remember to follow the golden rule for crypto of backing up 2 times on separate hardrives and one on paper wallet right?

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I'm so sorry anon.

>>3344386
>ON IT

what did he mean by this?

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>>3344386
>not having key backups
shiggidty

>not having rendundant encrypted usb sticks with private keys on them
>Not having a hardware wallet
What are you originally doing anon? You fully deserve the loss

Dang, another laptop!
You lost one last week too, I remember the post.

You have to keep a better eye on those laptops or at least write down your private keys.

Be a man and go get It you spineless pussyqueef

I just scored a laptop with 30k on it and feel generous, post address

>>3344386
>wouldnt have a wallet with more than $100 in his back pocket
>would take a laptop with $30k worth of investments with him

there's retarded then end of the spectrum autism then there's you

>not keeping a copy of the wallet.dat files elsewhere.

Sweep the keys

>>3344386
I have 4 32gb ssds and 2 hds just for backups.

i'm torn on whether to sign up for an exchange or just keep my stuff locally. would rent out a deposit box if there were any near me.

>>3344386
kys yourself

Just robbed the laptop to some losser. (,

>>3344402
underrated post

>>3344386

Nice! just bought it from craigslist for 100k.

>>3344474
Post keys

I have enough Gnt to decrypty

>>3344386
backups son
automated backups

>>3344386

Just use your seed to unlock your wallet on a new device, why is this so hard?

>>3344386
Keep a backup on a usb around your neck. Then you never lose it.

>>3344683
>jerked off on my new computer and there's no difference

>wake up
>get my cryptosteel out of my safe
>pour some milk on my oats while it's still dark outside
>put on some beethoven or mozart and pour a glass of water
>sit down at my kitchen table, open cryptosteel and go over all the words so i won't forget them
>i now have a physical and mental copy


why aren't you doing this?

>>3344454
>not tattooing your private keys inside your rectum and stick an endoscope in your ass whenever you need them

How could you possibly be retarded enough to own $30000 and not have the common sense to use less than .1% to have a cold storage? You deserved it

>>3344386
my bittie coin now

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>>3344766
i like this larp

Do i need a wallet if all my coins are in an exchange? Or you just need it when you're just holding it?

>>3344386
well anyways BTC is crashing so

>>3345009
All of my coins (~$4k in total worth) are distributed across GDAX and Bittrex. It's technically not the smart thing to do but eh.

>>3344927

it's a pretty comfy larp.

WHAT HAPPENS IF
you lose your mobile phone
with all your android wallets on them?

It's almost like you just wanted a reason to post this particular wojak. Wew nice larp.

>>3344386
good thing you control your private keys and can move funds before the cultural enricher does

>>3345451
You're an idiot for keeping your private keys on a mobile OS which is easily exploited. You deserve to lose your money.

Crypto was never meant for the security inept.