Just Imagine You're Megaman

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You come into crypto with nothing but some small cash and see some initial success. You get fucked, lose all your gains and start st your principal. Along the way you pick up some tools to improve your odds. You'll learn how to make money in a bull market using those tools. Then you'll confront a bear market and you'll find the same tools have no effect. You'll continue your search and soon you'll be decked out in shining Macd, RSI, meme lines, pattern recognition abilities, crypto signal bot that use machine learning, a network of successful people that give you good calls, fun telegram or slack bros to talk to.

And eventually you'll be making money more often than you're losing it. Your momey gets larger and larger and soon you'll be making hundreds off a few hundred Satoshi swing.