I BOUGHT AT $5000. REALITY IS A METAPHYSICAL SYSTEM THAT WORKS IN LAYERS TO SHUFFLE YOU BETWEEN OUTCOMES, YOU WILL BE DRAWN TO EVERY POOR OUTCOME LIKE A VACCUM IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A POSITIVE OUTCOME YOU WILL BE VACUMED TO THE NEGATIVE OUTCOME EVERY FIBER OF REALITY IS RIGGED AGAINST YOU.
>>3311779
I'll have you know that I'm a powerful wizard and nah not really it's just that you're in a story and it can't go too well or there's no suspense and it breaks the realism ...of reality
nah you didnt
>>3311779
>YOU WILL BE DRAWN TO EVERY POOR OUTCOME LIKE A VACCUM IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A POSITIVE OUTCOME YOU WILL BE VACUMED TO THE NEGATIVE OUTCOME
u wot m8
>>3311779
>buying at ATH
>paying thousands upon thousands for imaginary internet money
God normies and their fool's gold, it never gets old.
Thanks for buying my bag idiot
>>3311779
>I BOUGHT AT $5000
not even /biz/ is this stupid