ITT we *pretend* crypto market crashes.

dont have to pretend its crashing right now

Take care of my son. bye

What are your cash out plans if it starts crashing? Mass conversion to btc/eth and then try cash out via a broker like coinbase? I've heard some people have had trouble cashing out with them. Thoughts?

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>>3309123
Gotta stick wage slaving some more. Scrapping my sub 30 retirement plan then continue working till 50s like normfags. FML perhaps I should get gf too.

>>3309145
idk but BTC will rise like fucking crazy, coinbase will probably crash

>see you guys in 4 years at the next wave!

>crashing
>4% down

this is is so stock market tier

>>3309123
> 22 yr old male
> Know I'm unattractive
> Gave up on women
> Money is my only sense of self worth

I'd kill myself.

I TRIED SO HARD!!!

Guys. I sold my lambo. It was tough but it had to be done. I'll be using the trade in value to pay off my student loans and picking up a Honda Civic.

Hold, even if BTC drops to zero!

BOARD THE ARK OR DROWN IN THE RED SEA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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>>3309123
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when the crash comes you buy more obvi
>check em

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LET ME HIT A YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*dab*

SUICIDE

bumping for rare pink wojaks

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>>3309123
if you live in southern ontario don't go outside tomorrow..

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no more tear

gona watch some angle beast to cheer up

>>3309123
I'm buying the dip

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>>3309516
this is just a joke btw hhaha

I'm going to get my gun.

>>3309145
hold my investments (I'm only holding shit that'll rise, besides a few shitcoins)
put my paychecks into the now $60 bitcoin/bitcoin replacement
wait a year
?????


>>3309516
one of the best images in the collective pepe consciousness

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>>3309516
lol wtf

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FUCK MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

>>3309528
>>3309550
explain plz im autistic

>>3309123
welp time to buy, see you in the bull market next week

>>3309235
is anyone really that unattractive? like given there will be like a 1% write off but if ya get in shape/fashion right + confidence + meet people you could easily pull mang

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ah, yes..

>***pretend***

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P-P-PLEASE STOP PRETENDING. THIS ISN'T A JOKE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3309235
Welp. Time to die.

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WE OUGHT TO STOP PRETENDING NOW

>>3309611
he doesn't want his /biz/ boys to get hurt when he goes full pink wojack

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>>3309332
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3309145
>cash out plans if it starts crashing?
I don't sell low.

>>3309145
If it crashes I'm buying more

>>3309145
thought about this too yesterday and this is what i decided to do
>converted 2/3 of my stack into btc, sent those btc to my btc/eur site and got those 2/3 into my bank account
>keep trading with the 1/3 while having stop loss orders on everything
normally i would have let it all sit on polo in usdt. but i somehow dont trust usdt anymore and therefore i pulled 2/3 off from polo