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>>3305127
Bumping with spicy images

The Wantrepreneur:

>rich parents
>business major
>never started a business before
>wears a suit every day to school
>is losing $200 a month to an MLM
>unironically believes he will be a billionaire at 30
>trying to think of a billion dollar idea
>working on developing connections for a seed round


The Entrepreneur:

>poor parents
>dropped out of college so that he can learn faster
>Already has started many businesses and made thousands of dollars selling door to door
>wears the same shirt everyday to save money
>works on his current business 14 hours a day
>vacations stress him out

>>3305127
Bump for interest and keks

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>Skills:
>Microsoft Word
>Microsoft Excel
>Microsoft Outlook
>Microsoft PowerPoint

Who cares faggot what have you done with your life

>>3305765
I make gainz on /fit/
and gains on /biz/
fuck off sperg

>>3305673
The Cryptopreneur:
>middle class parents
>did nothing for years
>has no real life
>found memecoins online and blindly follows the newest ICOs
>makes more than people taking their life seriosly

>>3305765
Made a thread laughing at normies on /biz/

>>3305793
T. Max bench lmao 1plate sub 1btc portfolio

>>3305809
ur mama a hoe

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Virgin Startup:

>makes linkedin posts about how 'revolutionary' his chosen vertical is
>promotes quotes about success and grit on facebook
>wears a suit jacket at all times with hip sneakers
>spends hours and hours networking with others in his shoes at any old event he found on meetup
>loves the idea of coworking spaces and spends $699 a month on a nonreserved desk
>planning on raising a seed round, has not formed an llc because of the time it takes


Chad Monopoly:

>father's best friend from his frat is a top VC in the valley, closed $10MM seed off a napkin sketch
>only wears tailored suits with no tie and tshirts he has made on his regular trips to shenzhen
>first hire was a hot assistant that he bangs frequently and pays $9/hr on a 1099
>does not have a product or service, and has landed three multimillion dollar contracts for services provided from fortune 100 companies
>blows coke with evan spiegel on a yacht off the coast of spain getting tips on marketing strategies

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>>3305742
IT'S FUCKING REAL

>>3306251
lmfao cashiering oh god my sides

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bump

>>3306664
surpised this thread is not more active. there is such a widespread trend of this shit these days you would think more anon's would be commenting

>>3305802
yea pretty much

>>3306664
These would be so much gold with their stupid bitchy face next to it

>>3305127
I've failed at more business than you've ever started kid. Take a lesson from an old vet, you can't hit a homerun unless you keep getting up at the plate. Hell , I've probably failed at more deals just last year than you've ever started in your life. True Entreprenuers are always taking risks, big risks, not talking shit about the next guy on some anime message board.

This is a great thread - can we please keep this going?