HELP ME, COIN BASE FUCKED UP AND IS SENDING ME 14 BITCOINS

>>3287599
you're an idiot

>>3287654
my address is 115K1Z1VFEnxcUSfkkXs1xJCbBDmWnbgGU u fuckin cunt

>>3287654
don't deef the troll

>>3287599
1QBLhn5yQYmjxokEXS8uzzhjeTzBwNzfff

RUN

TAKE IT AND FUCKING RUN

>>3287599
you switch that shit to xmr and say your account got hacked as soon as it hits

>>3287739
This. Congrats OP you have just won the lottery.

>>3287739
should i split it up and call my card company tell them its there fuck up and that I got hacked or some shti

>>3287803
yes call them and also call the police. bitcoin theft is nothing to joke around with.

>>3287803
If you take it and they havent charged you already you cancel that card right now and get a temp activated from the bank before they see they fucked up and auto withdraw the cash.

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is this a fucking joke or does this kind of shit really happen? I'm confused /biz/ help me

Coinbase fucked up my wire transfer so it got reversed and then they added the amount to my gdax account even though the money returned to my bank account...

I bet these fuck ups are pretty common since Coinbase doesn't have enough workers.

>>3287835
anyone can press f12 and edit the text of any webpage
i'm just giving advice on the offchance it is real so he can beat the shit out of jewbase for charging me ridiculous fees

i had something like that when i was buying about 0.02 BTC
my address was the lower of the 2 addresses and about 1 BTC went to the top address but it wasn't mine

>>3287864
https://live.blockcypher.com/btc/tx/ed729b91fa9a733d19ed90316cb4201ea6e1e0a1878157a4089e3355ad54be84/

its still at 0 confirmations what do

>>3287739
>>3287754
>>3287714

>>3287818
this. bitcoin was recently granted protection by us law.

>>3287899
No it wasn't.

>>3287899
Theft is theft you stupid nigger, even runescape accounts are protected by U.S. law.
If you call the police and say someone stole your bits, good fucking luck getting them to help you. The police around here wouldn't even help me recover my phone when i had an exact address and proof the guy stole it.
Nothing will happen to you, and if something does it'll take so long the limitations rule kicks in before it does.
Your lawyer, their lawyer, the police, and the government don't know shit about bitcoin, they barely know how to use computers.

They will beat on your ass like it was rented mule.