I just need it to go up like 10 bucks. How do I shill like a

just bought 100k

this thread will do nicely

>>3263414
Esperanto-themed Monero memes.

Not even kidding. Monero is Esperanto for coin.

>>3263425
It didn't budge. Do it again

>>3263439
Oh smart. The old Esperanto meme. Timeless classic

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1. Avatar fag with anime girl
2. Go into every thread, and cause a huge shitposting argument with paragraph responses over how
a. Monero is the best investment currently
or
b. How your coin fucking sucks and Monero is better
Do this for every thread on /biz/, including the stock and wageslave threads

Once monero goes up 10% randomly one day, everyone we'll remember you as the expert shiller who avatar fagged with an anime girl, and praise monero. Do this everyday, and you'll start to get a combination of people either praising you for earning them money or cursing you for losing it.

>>3263414
Post about Zcash's and Ethereum's ZK-Snarks requiring you to trust the Jews to destroy the back door private keys or else your transactions are perfectly transparent. Monero is the only truly anonymous currency in its present state

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>>3263457
Is the anime girl necessary? I prefer Trump

Volatility from the bithumb listing is slowly dying down
Looks like support is around 130, end of next month the support should be at 150 at the very least

>>3263414

Go to Bitfinex and lend it. Monero has ridiculous returns and I don't know why
It doesn't even matter if Monero goes up or down

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>>3263480
ew. fuck off /pol/lack. Anime girls are the best

>>3263414

Honesty is best policy, put me down for a gross

Have you tried the old "buy the dip" routine?

>>3263414
It's probably the best tax evasion and wealth hiding tools around. Just find a rich person who's sick of using Swiss banks and give them an actually honest pitch.