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>Me trying to explain to my rich 93 year old grandpa what cryptocurrency is and why he should invest now.
>It's a digitalized coin based currency, internet money.
>HWAT? toin? you know what you should do. Im going to get you a subscription to this paper that has the best stocks to invest in. it'll get you 7% gains every month
>Grandpa I did almost 30% in a week. I grew up in the internet age, technology is what you should be investing in.
>Wow you should show me this thanksgiving, that sounds really good.
grandpa pls just give me $3,000 from your millions in real estate and stock so i can turn that into millions.
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He has stock in actvision and nvidia. solid investment.
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A 93 year old should be invested in things like bonds and blue chip stock. Telling him to invest in crypto is fucking retarded.
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>>3258859
what would you invest in
> (undercover jew)
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Bet you're the type of NEET that thinks "all i need to do is 10x my money 3 or 4 times and i'm RICH".
It doesn't work like that. You're grandad will give you 3k and you'll trade it away following advice of retarded pump and dumpers on twitter.
I'm glad he's not wanting to give you anything.
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tell ur grandpa he got rich off of real estate when it was just new, this is the new real estate
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>>3258859
>Have $5MM in Bitcoin
>Meet some douchey PE guy who also is 100% crypto
>Very excited, keen on talking to him
>Guy doesn't take me seriously, dismissive of my opinions
>He thinks I'm a small fry
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WORTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>3258914
And no, I don't buy and sell. I buy and hold onto until everything comes crashing down for the us economy. That's how you make it, treating this shit like a bank account
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>93 year old
>Invest
What?
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>millions in real estate
>tells to invest in crypto
BOOOIIII
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>>3259163
IM TELLING HIM TO INVEST IN HIS VERY AMBITIOUS GRANDSON.
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Just kill him
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>>3259237
yeah and you should do so by building on his real estate empire.
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>>3258859
He understands and remembers what gold is? Tell him Bitcoin is the digital version of that.
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>>3258859
Maybe you should have told him you give you money to invest and just that. Now he sees you as the nerd grandson who plays vidya.
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>>3258932
Ah, I remember back in the day when real estate was new. Finally a roof over our heads, I wonder why they didn't think of it sooner.
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>5 years ago
>Uncle gets everyone half a btc for Christmas and raves about the future
>He's a hippie so no one takes it seriously
>tfw I find out he's been buying since then and is in at $80/btc average
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>>3259360
LOL
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>>3259237
>murder him
>take over empire
>get rid of loose ends (Maximus Decimus Meridius)
>fight in coliseum for glory
>profit
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