Investments that are not crypto

Kneepads

>>3245584
only the finest silicon breast enchancements

Your mom's tight ass.

A decent boob job.

>>3245584
>crypto
>land
>guns
>God

We outer haven soon

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Military-industrial complex.

>>3245584
cryptosteel
laminating machine for paper wallets
300 fake money notebook for shitcoin wallets

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>>3245612
Will ww3 make me money if I invest in these?

>>3245637
Yes.
And short Samsung, like half of their factories are within North Korea's artillery range.

>>3245637
Next time vote Hillary Clinton if you want these stocks to go up.

... Fuck it they'll go up anyway.

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>>3245707
Cool.
Thanks for the tip. It seems the stock goes up every time there is a terrorist attack as well. So the more sand monkeys that get imported into Europe the more money I will make.
That is a really good tip. Do you have any more?

>>3245781
lmao look at this fuck boy
>I can't do shit for myself so I ask random strangers on the internet for investment advice and take it like I've just asked gorge soros
Fuckin' moron

She's too fake, my man. Not attractive at all.

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>>3245858

>>3245584
sauce on pic

>>3245913
There is no source. She is some whore I penis'd

>>3245584
I Pay $10 to snipe OG League names and resell them for 100-500$ depending on the name

>>3245975
well done op, moar.

>>3246038
Maybe i will if I get more good investing tips

>>3246060

Eh, its cool man, I'm not the one to give advice. Thanks anyways anon.

>>3245584
Sluts with slits and big tits

>>3245913
>finding fake roastie whores attractive

>>3245584
all other investments are shit

stock market about to crash, housing bubble about to burst, auto loan bubble about to burst, student loan bubble going to take out the entire millennial gen in one fell swoop. cryptos are the only path ahead.

>>3246017
How do you go about doing this?

I invest in investments that vest over a period of time.

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>>3245584
I own a 10 unit building and an office. $18k per month in rent ain't bad.

Right now I'm flipping two properties which should net me $87k in profit when all is said and done. Real Estate isn't for everyone, but I'm allowed to be a lazy fuck and just live comfortably off wagies.

>>3245584
If my net worth is over $1M will she love me?