The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep...

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We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still holding...but hope …Óin’s party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

>yfw you realize that the Golum is a jewish mythological creature
>yfw you realize Golum spent his life chasing after his "precious" a shiny golden object
>yfw you realize Golum is a personification of the jewish religion

Tolkein is /our/ guy

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