>be March 11th, 2018
>you wake up and check the news
>the first quantum computer has been developed by a Mexican hacking group
>they immediately brute force every BTC, ETH and LTC wallet in the world
>everyone is freaking out
>millions are driving their lambos off bridges as tax men chase them down
>cities burn
>be you
>lose almost all hope
>put gun in mouth
>tear wells up
>something catches your eye
>you see the green led of your phone going off
Its a message
>squiggly arrow pointing up with the text: your Iota has just went above 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 satoshis
Thank god you bought that one Iota
and then you woke up
>>3210547
And realized it was worth only 100,000,000,000 satoshis
>>3210903
Which meant about 10 cents in US dollars, as Bitcoin crashed to 0 with the quantum hack
>>3210288
>by Mexican
Lol stopped reading there
>>3210288
Op is a beaner.
>>3210288
this was a creative post anon thanks
>>3210288
Except if BTC collapsed and IOTA hits 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 sats then nothing happens, it just balanced out with the current price of BTC
>>3210547
>>the first quantum computer has been developed by a Mexican hacking group
>>3211970
wups didnt mean to reply, was too deeply immersed in OP's story
>>3210288
>Mexican haking group