Annuity

>trusting anything that isn't crypto these days with your money

>>3199505
this dude looks like an aussie. is he an aussie? WHy do they always look like this?

>>3199542
no, he is a /biz/nessman who knows his financial future is secure since he invested in an annuity, so he splurging a bit and doing fun things.

Is this something youd be interested in?

>>3199505
Annuities are mostly scams. Hehe goyim, just pay 9% up front and we'll pay you out of your principle. Hehe, you're getting a guaranteed 6% return even though we're drawing down 4-5% of your principle each year.

>>3199564
ah goyim! but an indexed annuity!

If the market goes up 10% we give you 5% BUT if it goes down 2% you dont gain or lose anything. How does that sound goyim?