cuck my dad

>>3188315
just all in on some ICO

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youre ready

IOTA. Got insider info from the devs. Guaranteed 10B MC by December

Bitcoin
>You fucking idiot, you invested in Bitcoin? Don't you know that it's illegal? You asshole, see you at Thanksgiving. You're going to get a job and repay me
>You fucking idiot, you made us $150k. I'll give you $10k, the rest goes to me you lunatic; you pocket 50k in profits quietly

Any other shitcoin
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? INTERNET CRYPTO MONEY? WHAT? I'm hiring a hitman you fucker, start running
>You fucking idiot, you made us $300k. All of that goes to me, thank you, you insane son

Game theory wise, either Bitcoin, or some boring ass CD.

I love IOTA but the shilling is obvious. The devs don't care about the price

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Hope he sends you to Somalia after you lose all his money.

>>3188335
That's what they claim. If you're on slack you know me. They post price predictions all the time - some to me

David? Doesn't seem like he would. But you perked my ear

So you're a bumbling idiot who talked their 10% gains on lunch money up to be more than the actually is, and your father was stupid enough to give you 300k?

The heck is wrong with both of you
Father should have given his money to someone with a clue
You should have been smart enough to decline his offer because it's clear you can't do anything with it

I hope you lose it all chasing pumps and get disowned

>>3188315
finish middle school first.

btw you must be 18 or older to use this board.

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>>3188377
you're not far off desu
Im still playing with the idea, I've made some lucky choices so I look like I know what im doing stock-wise
if I all in a crypto and it sinks ill prob just take my losses and go live in Malaysia or something.
my dad has enough money not to be ruined by a ~100k loss but he wont be happy

>>3188362
CFB mostly

>>3188315
Put 300k into a roth IRA and dont touch it. Maybe leave 20k for crypto trading. That's more than enough for starting capital.

Maybe buy a property and rent it out, using the ira to avoid paying taxes on your first home purchase.