>tfw defraud company for overtime money Who /scam/ here

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>pretend to work when boss is around
>slack for the remainder of the day
This energy won't conserve itself you know

>>3184071
Dank

>use the parking garage pass on weekends
i'm so bad

>>3184071
I just dick around in my computer for 80% of the day. I clock overtime if I feel like staying longer. I don't have to use the time clock if I'm just going in for 8 hours. Job is easy but I can't be easily fired.

t. Software developer with a government job

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>>3184147
Not for long motherfucker

>buy vpn
>mine monero with cpu+gpu 24/7
>cover the cost of vpn, torrent from work and even left with some pocket change

>Rent out condo to tenants
>have small mining operation in the attic
>tenants pay the electricity bill

>>3184071
>make more money trading crypto at work than I earn there in a month

sometimes i wonder why I even bother with that charade

>>3184071
>Have medical sales job

>Hit plan by working 1-2 days a week

>Literally make $200k/year and take naps 5 days a week.