PowerBall

>>3172911
buy mooncoin instead, same gains but without the luck needed

>>3172922
man, i miss when /biz/ was actually useful in business and finance...not children talking about shitcoins 24/7

>>3173034
Ackchyually, the spirit of shitcoin hype makes you feel young again.

>>3173034

Because clearly advice for winning the lottery is useful to 99.99% of us.

>>3172911
literally change your name and physical appearance, claim prize, change it back

>>3173120
Ouch, someone got triggered

>>3172911
Buy bitbeans unironically
>sprout
>wait till bitbeans are $1000 each
> buy microsoft, google, apple

>>3173120
how ass blasted are you guy?

1.casino
2.bet all on black

The key is to call a large law firm (that typically deal in settlements) in a city within driving distance but not the one you're in (no word will slip out). You explain the situation over the phone to them and they will have a plan for you to follow right that moment, which you follow to the letter, including disclosing all debts, leases, and other entanglements. You go back to work. They have specialists for this kind of thing.

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>>3173034
>/biz/ is useful in business and finance
>posts dumb ass hypothetical retarded scenario
You are a no coiner, and a faggot.

>Only buy PowerBall if you're in a state that allows either anonymous pickup or a trust to pick up for you
>Do that

Otherwise don't even bother. If you do win and everyone knows who you are prepare for a rough next few years unless you actually wanna leave wherever you're living and cut off all contact with people you previously knew

>>3172911

I'd be afraid as fuck to actually go there and claim it. I'd probably do what >>3173210 said and first check with some professionals. Although I'd be afraid as fuck for them as well.

everybody and that you ever met, even if you don't remember them, will want a piece of you

>>3173210
what law firm has "specialists" for winning the lotto? Seems like its so unbelievably rare, why would anyone become a "specialist"

>Smart enough to get into crypto where millionaires are made overnight.
> Still retarded enough to buy lottery tickets.

I guess throwing 5 bucks in couldnt hurt, but you'd probably get a better return with a shiny new shitcoin.

>>3173227
I would imagine most people have a trust claim it.

>>3173230
afraid of what exactly? That someone will rob you of the ticket? But I agree, professional help first before you claim is ideal.

>>3173240
Do you have any idea how many people get settlements? I worked in subrogation for years - it happens every day and in big amounts. You leave it to them.

>>3172911
>Go to Vegas
>Put 650m on black

>>3173258
can casinos literally turn down bets on standard games?

>>3173271
Yes they're not obliged to let you play.
Do it anyway
Kill the table host
Fuck Casino owner's trophy wife

>>3172911
The first thing you do is take the annuity option and spend the next thirty years playing around with a $23 million yearly income.

Anyone who takes the cash option for half the money is a retard, and yet most do.

>>3173394
take the lump sum and invest that shit into real estate.
either way you're going to be comfy as fuck

>>3173394
You have a low IQ
lump sum > spread out over 3 decades + inflation

>>3173394
lump sum + 5x crypto coin

>>3173429
The lump sum is half as much retard

>>3174153
Of course it is you low IQ inbred. The lump sum (half) is worth much more than the total spread out over 3 decades when you consider inflation.

>>3173034
>business and finance
>buying powerball tickets

ahahahah

>>3174153
Have you even heard of inflation faggot? Lump sum plus pussy investments will net you much higher purchasing power over your lifetime.

>>3173394
>Guaranteed replies
If you don't know how to make that money last forever than you're a fucking moron. Who knows what happens in 30 years