my dear overlord Satan, I am your humble servant
project all my crypto investments to the moon and make me rich as fuck and as quick as fuck
you can then have my soul and fuck me up in some weird karmic way
you can have my gf and fuck up all my friends too
please Satan, make mad gainz to OMG, MCO and SNT in superfast time. Also BTC and a little bit BCC, but only a little bit
thanks mate
>>3153771
>buy high , sell low : the post
>>3153771
thanks. but I’d rather take your parents. they will be dead before this year comes to end. thanks for calling. enjoy your riches and the pain.
>>3153771
> Selling your soul for something as inane as money.
Money is inherently always a means to an end. The fact that you can't even visualize what you want to spend your money on and wish for that makes you a retard. Good luck with your retarded ritual.
>>3153848
oh no I do have solid plans for spending the money, uncle Satan knows them already
One of them is to smear my wealth against the faces of people I hate and amp up my emotional abuse. i'm good at it already but it needs amplification and optimization
only thing I haven't figured out is if Aventado is better in banana yellow or matte black
dear Satan you can fuck up this dude too for judging me. thanks Satan
holy shit it works wtff
>>3153893
>wait until your parents die
>then watch what happens
>you shall be rich
>but you shall suffer more in pain than you already are
turn to Jesus and all will be fine
>parents will stay alive and die of natural cause far later
>you will have to work harder
>>3153844
are you too willing to sacrifice your parents before the year ends?
>riches will be granted
>pain and suffering of the soul too
do you want this to be flappening?
>>3153771
lol
I'm actually triggered by this post.
what is this shit?!
>first you call me
>then you vanish
have you been scared?
>I WANT YOUR PARENTS AS SACRIFICE
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