MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOW PREGNANT! IM 19! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3149483
punch her in the stomach

>>3149483
congrats

buy sia

Hash Mining Contracts

Wtf? You had sex?!?! Or did she got blacked?

Buy Digibyte for your kids college fund!

You pump and dump

not pump and stay, time to short.

this is a troll thread, no survivors here.


Good thing in Canada abortions are freeeee !

>>3149483
>>Accuse her and say it isn't yours
>>Hope she confesses secret affair.

A broken heart is better than a child you didn't want most likely. Best of luck.

>>3149483
SELL
SELL
SELL

Fuck your mother, if you want to fuck.

Another bagholder

>>3149483
your bags just got heavier

Lol you're a fucking idiot bro. If you're gonna be raw-dogging the bitch at least make sure she's taking the pill ffs... kys my dude

Welcome to the "No Matter What You Do You Are Paying Her Bills" meme.

>>3149572
This.

Take your responsibilities or get karma rekt later.

screencap this.

Man up, faggot.
This is all you're here to do.

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>>3149604
The condom ripped

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you are a bagholder for this bitch forever now and what's worse is she'll be a depreciating asset as she balloons over the years. bad investment anon

>>3149483

post pictures of her sweet nubile ass

you're fucked anyways might as well

>>3149703
fug beat me to it.

it's over anon.
>18+ years of bag holding

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>>3149604

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>Burger

Get an abortion retard

>>3149690

That's nothing, my ex would cry and pout that I wouldn't cum in her raw because she said that "implied that I didn't trust her to get an abortion". Anyway later she pretended to be pregnant and faked a miscarriage.

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HE FELL FOR THE PRE-MARRIED SEX MEME

The best thing i have ever gotten were 5 years of english lessons, the second best thing was a vasectomy, fuck the reproduce meme

>>3149610

This

Proud to be a virgin

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>>3149690

Don't like to kick a man while he is down, but you shoulda have gotten morning afters

>>3149960
this! feelsgoodman! *cries self to sleep hugging a pillow*

>>3149551
Nigger tier. Man up OP

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>>3149483
>attempted to pump and dump
>got stuck bagholding instead

I fucked my girl and after I came she looked at the condom wrap and it qas fucking old REEEEEEEEE

im waotong for her fuckong period to come like if it qas fuckong jesus second comming

Fell for the pussy meme

>>3149960
Honestly, im succsesfull, /fit/ and got my promdate which i could always just date in the neighbour village.

Sure sex would be nice and all but i feel like its an overrated meme. If im horny i just go up to some random chick and give her 1k for servicing me the next few days

>>3149483
lol, sell her for sum crypto, is da bitxx cute?

>>3149483
Congratulations
You're exactly the same as most of the human population in history
Look on the bright side, You'll still be young once your kids are grown and out of the house

>>3149521
He did pump and dump, how do you think his gf got pregnant?

>>3149483
Just ditch her and her cursed spawn. What are you a cuck white boy?

>>3149483
>>3149483
buy a bag of powdered citrus and blend a fuck load of it into a smoothie. Then serve it to her. You can thank me later.

>>3150950
The ol' vitamin c miscarriage. Smooth.

>>3149809
Fucking hell man. I know from experience bitches be crazy, but Jesus Christ..

Why are you not happy ?

marry her and raise you children properly
don't be a degenerate

>>3149483
>implying a healthy family and strong relationship isn't essential for success in life

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Normalfag btfo

>>3151664
I actually know a few families that were created like that and unironically most of them are pretty happy and successful.
It's probably a bait thread, but this might be a solution OP. Especially if you value relationship with GF.

Teach your child how to invest in digital currencies

>>3149690

>he didn't set a stopLoss