Sysbro is a Chinese oligarch who controls the prices of all coins.
>The Bogdanoffs bow to him.
>Satoshi Nakamoto was his employee.
>Sysbro designed Bitcoin to replace the US Dollar.
>When Satoshi released Bitcoin's source code online, Sysbro order his execution.
>Sysbro also poisoned Hal Finney with Polonium.
>Vitalik is Sysbro's estranged son.
>Sysbro is rumoured to own 60% of all cryptos.
>Sysbro's hedge fund employs over 200 Ivy League PhDs.
>His algorithmic trading bots make over a billion dollars a day.
>Goldman Sachs is Sysbro's subsidiary.
>in 1995 Sysbro killed George Soros and replaced him with a double.
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