I am a recent no coiner new to crypt trading. Please tell me

What the actual fuck is this post?

>kys nocoiner

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>>3095143
>this thread

>>3095143
straight kys faggot.

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>>3095165
I am no longer a no coiner this is why im asking for assistance.

>>3095192
>>3095199
Why are you upset?

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Sage.

half of /biz/ is either autistic, on edge 24/7 from being on suicide watch periodically, or just pajeets shilling their shitcoins.
they're not gonna be very helpful to newcoiners, just lurk. things aren't hard to figure out.

>>3095143
Dear god... What is google?
Dont invest if you cant figure out what a pump and dump or whale are just by interpreting the names

I hate to be this salty but at least you wont be loosing money out of pure stupidity

>>3095143
You're already too late.

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>>3095224
I don't want to google, I want you to spoon feed me anon.

>>3095234
you're never to late

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>>3095203
Only because you posted "Albino Snake of gains" will I calm down.

Since you are now a Chad McHodlington you dont have to KYS.

>>3095203
>trex
>Craptopia
>/biz/
>myetherwallet
>cuckbase
>shiftcard


This is your to do list.

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>>3095262
Thanks m8, I assume a whale is someone with alot of a coin? and the pump and dump?

>>3095255
There's a pending crash. BTC is on life support.

>>3095286
To be a true Chad you must ride the Great Shitcoin wave. Truly grab the pumps by the balls and ride that shit til it goes fucking parabolic then dump.

That is the PUMP CHASER WAY

>>3095143

L
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K

M O A R

F A G G O T

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if your capable of even the slightest foresight you can see how dangerous chasing pump and dumps are.

read a lol; white papers, twitter feeds, cryptonews, crypto threads, read peoples opinions, then trust your gut and dont get impatient.

if that seems like too much for you buy some bitcoin and hold.

ps pic related

>>3095320
I mean this is good advice. But Im up fucking 3BTC in the last 2 weeks from riding shitcoin pumps.

SHIT IS SO CASH.

I am hiding in tether right now so they cant get the BTC BACK!

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>>3095336
If i can't listen to /biz/ who should I listen to?

>>3095348

You aren't listening.

You are asking for hand outs. Just listen, read the threads, quit being a whiny bitch, and you will go far.

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>>3095361
Ok im going all in on OMG before btc crashes back to 3k

wish me luck

Pump and Dump is when you jack off while taking a shit.

Whales are fat chicks.

Welcome to Crypto.

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>>3095580
I don't think it means what you say it means. are you trying to fool me?

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>>3095580
My dear, a whale is a man who has invested very much into e$pers.

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Just buy NEO and forget about it. You don't want to be a cryptojunkie.